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#1
How often do you take a duce? Every day? Every hour? Every Week? And when you do happen to get atop your throne and squeeze one out, how do you wipe? Do you scrunch the toilet paper up and hope not t[cheezburgers lolz]o get your hand poopied through the cracks in the scrunchage or do your fold/roll it around your hand very carefully as to not accidently shove a finger up your patootie? Ummm poll?
#3
Twice a day...

...usually sitting down, but I have experimented with more "radical" shitting techniques.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#6
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


He worked it out with a pencil!
Dah-dum-tsh!


But seriously folks, I stand in front of the toilet and massage it out with both hands.
#7
Quote by dudetheman
Twice a day...

...usually sitting down, but I have experimented with more "radical" shitting techniques.

#8
I normally end up bleeding from my arse after rubbing too much, losing ridiculous amounts of blood and then fainting on the toiletseat.
#13
Quote by shameonthenight
i poop once a day on average
not including tuesdays, when theres a two for one special

You mean Twofer Tuesdays?
#14
Quote by dudetheman
Twice a day...

...usually sitting down, but I have experimented with more "radical" shitting techniques.




edit: and sigged
#16
Quote by MightyAl
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


He worked it out with a pencil!
Dah-dum-tsh!


But seriously folks, I stand in front of the toilet and massage it out with both hands.


haha

That was the best post I have seen on UG in quite some time.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#18
two-three times a day
Quote by bi-ah!
this is UG
of course they're going to say
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iT i5 TeH p\/\/naG3!!!

but yeah its fine
#20
Quote by just17n8


edit: and sigged


I've been sigged.

sweet.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

Quote by CodySG
You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#21
Ladies don't poop.

That is all.
*leaves*
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#22
i tend to just bust my bowels saving for just one mother load then ill find some comedy scheme in which to use my creation
#23
This thread is filled with lulz.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

Quote by CodySG
You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#24
i stand on a ten foot high platform and aim my **** into the tiolet
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#25
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Ladies don't poop.

That is all.
*leaves*



The men in Manchester must be eating overtime then because the place sure smells like shit.





The means you cant be offended.
#26
Quote by DanRev
The men in Manchester must be eating overtime then because the place sure smells like shit.





The means you cant be offended.


Ohohohoho I lol'd

Even if ladies did poop, it'd smell beautiful
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#27
Quote by DanRev
The men in Manchester must be eating overtime then because the place sure smells like shit.





im dead serious.


fixed
#28
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Ohohohoho I lol'd

Even if ladies did poop, it'd smell beautiful


one time, my friends sister took a **** and it smelled like roses...sorta...

and while i'm at it, i once took a **** that smelled like bacon. wtf?
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#29
I dont think that women having big sticky ****s. Only perfectly formed ones that leave no mess what so ever. Like rabbit droppings.


Quote by just17n8
fixed



Between you, me and pretty much anyone whos ever posted on a forum, that little can get you out of alot of flaming. You can say some really obnoxious, hateful things, and mean them, and put after it and you'll hardly ever get flamed. Gotta love the interwebz.
Last edited by DanRev at Apr 3, 2008,
#30
New question: when wiping, sitting down or standing up?
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#31
I poop like once a week.

Oh, and I also watched a girl take a dump right infront of me, thus proving girls do poop, it doesn't smell nice, and it can be quite runny.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


Quote by crazy8rgood


Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


Quote by 36mikeyb36
hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#33
Quote by DanRev
I dont think that women having big sticky ****s. Only perfectly formed ones that leave no mess what so ever. Like rabbit droppings.


Between you, me and pretty much anyone whos ever posted on a forum, that little can get you out of alot of flaming. You can say some really obnoxious, hateful things, and mean them, and put after it and you'll hardly ever get flamed. Gotta love the interwebz.


i know... these assholes believe anything


#34
frequency - once or twice a day
method - out the back door
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#35
i put a tissue on the water when i have diahrieah so it doesnt splash up and get my ass all ****ty. instead it will land safely on the tissue, not splashing anything up on my ass.
#36
what the fuck man...


it's spelled "deuce".
-\_/-
Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#38
Quote by SharpSpoon
felt this was appropriate for this thread. I think type 1, 2, and 7 are the bad ones:




Mine is normally 1, 2 or 6.


I'm unhealthy.
#39
Quote by Sleaze Disease
I poop like once a week.

Oh, and I also watched a girl take a dump right infront of me, thus proving girls do poop, it doesn't smell nice, and it can be quite runny.


...that's really not healthy. You need more fibre in your diet.

Also, it's a trap. Good day to you sir.
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#40
Quote by czlespaul
I poop in my shower. Then I push the poop down the drain with my toes.


i loled.
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