#1
Stupid things you've done/said.Go.

I was with a group of friends and we were talking about cars and I said "They should make a bicycle that has a motor.".Everyone laughed and I went .Then I realized what I had said.
#2
me- "Are those two twins?"
my friend-"yeah."
me- "they look a lot alike..."
my friend- "........no ****ing ****."
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#3
it was at that point that i directed the creepy man to my signature below.

It's some dude's comment (on a Coheed and Cambria video even) and i lol'd...

oh wait, i didn't bother to read anything you posted. sorry. it's still funny though, right?
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#5
Me: You're Gay Too!?!

Yeah, I forget what led up to that (caffiene FTL), but I said it. And then laughed my arse off afterwards.
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#6
I was at a diner last night and I got my food, the waitress said said enjoy your food. I said "You too."

I had the hardest time going to sleep after that.
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#7
i said to my teacher who has a twin

when is your birthday?
agoust 1st
and your sister's?
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#8
instead of saying "what breed is your dog??" i asked "what brand is your dog??"


i felt totally stupid
#10
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I was at a diner last night and I got my food, the waitress said said enjoy your food. I said "You too."

I had the hardest time going to sleep after that.



haha
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#12
I say some dumb things when I'm spaced out... which is a lot. Can't think of any now though.
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#13
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I was at a diner last night and I got my food, the waitress said said enjoy your food. I said "You too."

I had the hardest time going to sleep after that.

I do that too. I try to be polite, but end up saying really weird things like that...
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#14
not really the same, but i always laugh whenever anyone says come.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

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#16
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I was at a diner last night and I got my food, the waitress said said enjoy your food. I said "You too."

I had the hardest time going to sleep after that.

I did something like that.

I was at a show with some local band playing, and after their set the guitarist walked by me and I said "Good game, man!" and he thanked me, continued walking, stopped, looked back at me, then continued walking away.
#17
my fat freind was pretending to krump on the ground so i said "what cant you get up"
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#18
making a comment about a guy who acts like he is gay in front of his sister (who i didn't know was his sister at the time)
#19
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I was at a diner last night and I got my food, the waitress said said enjoy your food. I said "You too."

I had the hardest time going to sleep after that.

Holy crap I've done that too. One time I was at the movie theater and i got some popcorn and crap for the movie and the cashier said "Enjoy your movie." and then I said "You too." After that I had that "Oh crap" look on my face and she laughed.
#20
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I was at a diner last night and I got my food, the waitress said said enjoy your food. I said "You too."

I had the hardest time going to sleep after that.


unless your name is brian regan, that was a total rip off

anyway, today in chemistry my teacher was puting shaving cream in a vacuum chamber and accidentally put too much in. he was like "oh man i always squirt out a little too much. does anyone else have that problem?"

me and my friend could'nt quit cracking up and everyone was like "wtf?"
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#21
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unless your name is brian regan, that was a total rip off

So...you stole your sig from a fucking T-shirt
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#22
Quote by Silent_Jester13
I was at a diner last night and I got my food, the waitress said said enjoy your food. I said "You too."

I had the hardest time going to sleep after that.

I found that funny for some odd reason.
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#23
When i say cheers,thanks and thank you, all at the same time.
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#24
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Stupid things you've done/said.Go.

I was with a group of friends and we were talking about cars and I said "They should make a bicycle that has a motor.".Everyone laughed and I went .Then I realized what I had said.


Little tip... they have

Years ago

EDIT: As in an actual pushbike with a motor.
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#25
I told those fudge-packers I lied Michael Bolton's music.
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