Poll: Women: To be or not to be in the kitchen?
Poll Options
View poll results: Women: To be or not to be in the kitchen?
Yep. I'll take a Hamburger bizziatch!
95 58%
Nope- Women are equal to men. Why be in teh kitchen?
39 24%
Screw this. I have a question for the half elf half midget!
31 19%
Voters: 165.
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#1
So...I am going to assume most women are in the kitchen as opposed to lurking in the Pit. If any women are lurking in the pit I'm assuming they have permission or one of those cool kitchen fridge/computer dealios.

What is the verdict noble Pitmonkeys?
#3
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']They can be in the kitchen whilst lurking the pit!

Yea those computer/fridge things are great to allow women to stay in their habitat while using the computer.
#4
Never tie a women to the kitchen


She wont be able to clean the rest of the house
#6
you ever wondered why women have such small feet?


its so they can get closer to the oven
#7


"Three women in their natural habitat. Notice the productivity. This is called team work in the kitchen. Notice the alpha-woman in teh middle. She is unhappy because in her days it was a 1 woman kitchen world. Not anymore!"
#8
awwwww not nice....

now, maybe if a woman happens to look upon this thread, she will notice as me as the sensitive one.
hmm.
#11
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
So...I am going to assume most women are in the kitchen as opposed to lurking in the Pit. If any women are lurking in the pit I'm assuming they have permission or one of those cool kitchen fridge/computer dealios.

What is the verdict noble Pitmonkeys?

pfft! I spend more time in the kitchen than most women I know.
Meadows
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#12
This should not be a debatable question, woman always. belong in the kitchen.
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#13
Quote by Lamby-92
awwwww not nice....

now, maybe if a woman happens to look upon this thread, she will notice as me as the sensitive one.
hmm.



well thats if they can figure out how to use modern technology and turn a computer on
#16
Quote by jesus2nd
well thats if they can figure out how to use modern technology and turn a computer on


oh....ok....you win
#17
Why did a women cross the road?

That is irrelevant. Why did she even leave the fucking kitchen!?!
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**** burzum XD

there i said it...kinda

edit: i do realise they are not here...so i kinda didnt say it...




fail
#18
You guys are so horrible (I have taken my rightful place as the sensitive one, but from my experience chicks dont go in for that thing any more)
But seeing as a certain rule dicates none of them will be reading this i say less fappin more yappin (i dont know why i say that but it is still the pit)
I am with you guys however. Just becoz i like playing guitar more then getting up and going to the kitchen to feed myself.
I did vote for the midget elf though. Just coz the wording reminded me of Springer.

Edit: ^ damn beat me to the only good sexist joke i know not about males.
Last edited by Blackvelvet at Apr 4, 2008,
#19
Whoever voted the second option is clearly a woman and should therefore get back in the kitchen, bitch.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#20
Why did a women cross the road?

That is irrelevant. Why did she even leave the fucking kitchen!?!

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#21
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Im sure you have a happy and lucky man in your life.

yep i'm always cooking him food and bringing him beer. he'll love it even more when we move in together
from daylight...
...into darkness
#22
women are only good for one thing anyway


and even then they over cook the steak
#23
Quote by divid3d
yep i'm always cooking him food and bringing him beer. he'll love it even more when we move in together



Im sure he will. At this stage in the thread you are clearly "Woman of the Year".
#24
Who wants a sandwich?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#25
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Im sure he will. At this stage in the thread you are clearly "Woman of the Year".


+1.

divid3d, you wouldn't happen to have any single friends who would share the same qualities?


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Who wants a sandwich?


You read my mind.
#27
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']+1.

divid3d, you wouldn't happen to have any single friends who would share the same qualities?
hahaha sorry i don't think i do don't worry you'll find one for yourself one day i'm sure
from daylight...
...into darkness
#28
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Who wants a sandwich?

I don't want a sandwich but how about getting me a beer?
#29
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Who wants a sandwich?

FUCK YEAH
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#31
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Suddenly a challenger appears.


i think should they settle it over

a) Naked baking
b)Semi naked pillow fight


either way im not fussed
#32
Quote by divid3d
yep i'm always cooking him food and bringing him beer. he'll love it even more when we move in together

I have much to learn from you, oh great Manda.
#33
Quote by jesus2nd
i think should they settle it over

a) Naked baking
b)Semi naked pillow fight


either way im not fussed



Great ideas...great ideas indeed.

ladies?
#34
Quote by jesus2nd
i think should they settle it over

a) Naked baking
b)Semi naked pillow fight


either way im not fussed


Naked wrestling.

It's the only fair way.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#35
.....we could just have best of three

first round: Naked Baking
second round: Semi naked pillow fight (first to knockout)
Naked wrestling (maby mud wrestling): first to pin
#38
im thinking bread or generic cake making.....just think of the flour opportunities
#39
Genius.

Pure genius.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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