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#1
ok everybody heres the rules
1. it has to be a real word
2. it has to be english
3. it has to SOUND funny not just have a funny meaning
enjoy
#6
Procrastination.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#8
vagina
GEAR:
PRS CU22 10 top with #10
Gibson lp studio (fireburst)
MIA 06' fender strat sss

Orange rockerverb 50 c

morley rotating speaker '62
" pro wah
mxr flanger '73
line 6 dl4 x2, fm4, dm4
mi audio tube zone
love pedal karl fuzz
#11
Masticate.
Happy, lost and still unaware.
Quote by Alicee
I gave my brother a hand job. It was weird at first. It was weirder after.

Fender '72 Telecaster Deluxe & Epiphone ES-335 "Dot"
Laney VC15 + Ibanez TS808

I Don't Play Metal.
#14
Tabernacle.
Originally Posted By tortillamaster
GUITARS: jugga jiga wa jugga jig wa jugga jiga wa jugga jig wa meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


My dmusic

I love you but I've chosen darkness
#15
we have a Oxford dictionary in my house that has a section for "new surggested words for the year 2000"... so its kinda old, but one of the words is Granny-Dumpping... lol, which is dumpping old and confused people at old peoples homes or hospitals because you can't look after them or haven't enough money too
#17
Pickle. *giggles*
Quote by Vincent Vega
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator



Quote by KissingShadows
People always tell me I solo like Zakk Wylde. Thats how I know that I suck.
#19
Epiglottis - flap of elastic cartilage tissue covered with a mucus membrane, attached to the root of the tongue.
Quote by HuckIt
I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#21
chumbawamba.. damn that band


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#22
Titillation.
Quote by bananahammock
How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
one, Carmel.



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#23
Bulbous-bouffant
Macadamia
Gazebo
Blubber
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#29
Duodenum.

It's the piece of flesh connecting your intestine to your stomach.
Quote by HuckIt
I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#30
disestablishmentarianism
I've bought, sold, and traded more gear than I care to admit.
#32
Quote by Brendan.Clace
disestablishmentarianism

Antidisestablishmentarianism is funnier.
Quote by jxljxl
Fais wins at life


The obscenely young leader of the Laney Cult


Member of the EHX Guild
#33
Myxomatosis

myx·o·ma·to·sis (mk-sm-tss)
n.
1. A condition characterized by the growth of many myxomas.
2. A highly infectious, usually fatal disease of rabbits that is caused by a pox virus and is characterized by many skin tumors similar to myxomas.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#39
Rodomontade
Quote by filthandfury
I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

F&F will have cyber sex with you on MSN. He's a bit handsy though.


I have become..... METACARPI!!!!

I wish


Joeymaxx
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