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Today i was in math class my teacher told me that he was in Frankfurt pissing in the airports bathroom when Hendrix just walked in and pissed right next to him!.
He didn't say anything though because he is not into music, anyways i think its pretty cool soo i shared it xD.
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#7
That is pretty awesome.
I was a waiter at a restaurant when Flava Flav was eating there and I thought that was cool, but pissing with Hendrix, that's just insane.
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#8
So your math teacher took a leak by Hendrix in some bathroom.

You're expecting what here - some kind of award?
#12
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Pics or it didn't happen.


wtf is up with these people???????
1. how is he supposed to take a pic of he's teacher when hes sayin that???
and 2. would the teacher really get its phone/camera whatever out and piss alover hendrix's face while saying 'Smile!'?????i didnt think so......
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#13
Why has no mentioned that Hendrix is dead? I mean I know it's been nearly 50 years but someone must have noticed.
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wtf is up with these people???????
1. how is he supposed to take a pic of he's teacher when hes sayin that???
and 2. would the teacher really get its phone/camera whatever out and piss alover hendrix's face while saying 'Smile!'?????i didnt think so......

dude, I tink dat wus a joke lol.
#15
This kind of reminds me of when I saw Warbringer with Exodus. A person yelled out "I took a piss with you in California!"

I slightly lol'd.
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Why has no mentioned that Hendrix is dead? I mean I know it's been nearly 50 years but someone must have noticed.


Did Hendrix even ever go to Frankfurt?
#18
I met a cat once who claimed to have played with Hendrix at a club. I hope he wasn't lying cause he was a cool cat and should have a cool story like that.
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#19
what? he is deaddd? when did this happen?
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#21
My uncle was in the bar when Morrisey walked in and got ****faced with him haha
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Quote by Pibbz
wtf is up with these people???????
1. how is he supposed to take a pic of he's teacher when hes sayin that???
and 2. would the teacher really get its phone/camera whatever out and piss alover hendrix's face while saying 'Smile!'?????i didnt think so......


'Cause back then they had camera phones.
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Quote by Pibbz
wtf is up with these people???????
1. how is he supposed to take a pic of he's teacher when hes sayin that???
and 2. would the teacher really get its phone/camera whatever out and piss alover hendrix's face while saying 'Smile!'?????i didnt think so......

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#24
Quote by Pibbz
wtf is up with these people???????
1. how is he supposed to take a pic of he's teacher when hes sayin that???
and 2. would the teacher really get its phone/camera whatever out and piss alover hendrix's face while saying 'Smile!'?????i didnt think so......

Get a sense of humour jerk off.
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Quote by Pibbz
wtf is up with these people???????
1. how is he supposed to take a pic of he's teacher when hes sayin that???
and 2. would the teacher really get its phone/camera whatever out and piss alover hendrix's face while saying 'Smile!'?????i didnt think so......


Do you think there was a slight chance he might have been joking?
or is your tiny little brain incapable of realising this.


jackass.
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You need to visit The Pit more, my friend.


On the contrary, it's probably in his best interests if he visits less...
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Today i was in math class my teacher told me that he was in Frankfurt pissing in the airports bathroom when Hendrix just walked in and pissed right next to him!.
He didn't say anything though because he is not into music, anyways i think its pretty cool soo i shared it xD.

You made that sound like a hobby he had.
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#31
I thought TS meant that his teacher was taking a leak with Hendrix RECENTLY, and not like a long while ago. So for like a few minutes I was all...Zombies piss too then? Anyways, you should atleast get a picture of your teacher's pen0r for your personal scrapbook collection.
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#32
Lol this is more of a Pibbz bashing thread than hendrix wang thread xD
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#34
I rather enjoyed the story. You know that his math teacher recognized Hendrix probably cause he was all decked out in some kinda outrageous getup, which gives us all insight on how that time period went down. btw i am drunk as **** so if that made sense or not i dont give a ****
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#36
Quote by MiG_853
Did Hendrix even ever go to Frankfurt?


he was english dude, or at least went there from 65-67
#37
Quote by Cpt.Jackass
Why has no mentioned that Hendrix is dead? I mean I know it's been nearly 50 years but someone must have noticed.


*realisation*

*facepalm*

Yeah I just realised you meant when he was alive. Being bored all day does things to your brain.

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he was english dude, or at least went there from 65-67


Hendrix wasn't English, his other two band mates were, Hendrix just lived in England...a lot.
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#38
Oh, and my dad has met tons of people along these lines, including:
1) Mitch Mitchell and Noel Redding
2) Primal Scream
3) Robert Plant, who he stole an AAA pass from.

He also stole an AAA pass from Richard O'Brien to get into the BBC building 'cause he lost his own pass.

No one really cares.
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#39
Quote by MH400
Video is needed for proof

UM WTF IZ IT WITH YOU MH4000? LIKE HOW LYKE IZ HE SUPPOSED TO VIDEO HIS TEACHER? OR LIKE JUST GO HEY HENDRIX "SMILE" THEN PISS ALL 0V3R HIS FACE??!?"
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