#1
my girlfriend and I are both bi. she told me the other day that she thinks my mom is really hot. it feels really odd.
#3
Quote by looneylew
my girlfriend and I are both bi. she told me the other day that she thinks my mom is really hot. it feels really odd.


So you're jealous because you're both in love with your mom?
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#4
Threesome+pics+post on UG=win+bannination
#5
Quote by looneylew
my girlfriend and I are both bi. she told me the other day that she thinks my mom is really hot. it feels really odd.


Well she is....... but yea i don't really know what else to say but congratulations i guess.
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#6
I'm not sure I believe in bi.

I'm pretty sure gay is real, but bi I think is just a lame excuse to **** anything with a pulse.
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I'm not sure I believe in bi.

I'm pretty sure gay is real, but bi I think is just a lame excuse to **** anything with a pulse.


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#8
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Threesome+pics+post on UG=win+bannination

lol well I admit her sisters hot. Will that do lol. I wouldn't do that on a forum. Maybe on a web site. I wouldn't mind showing off. lol
#9
Quote by Bubonic Chronic
I'm not sure I believe in bi.

I'm pretty sure gay is real, but bi I think is just a lame excuse to **** anything with a pulse.


That's why having no inhibitions is better, lets you **** things without a pulse as well.

UG should have a Swingers club.
#11
Get the hell off this forum, you just registered to tell us this.
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#12
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That's why having no inhibitions is better, lets you **** things without a pulse as well.

UG should have a Swingers club.

make me the bar tender.
#13
if your mom is hot, I'd bang her too. Go for it dude!
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#15
This may be irrelevant, but why do most bi girls think that its ok to have a boyfriend, and a girlfriend?


#16
Quote by J.A.M
Get the hell off this forum, you just registered to tell us this.

no... I registered cause I like and play guitar. this is the genral talk part right?
#17
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This may be irrelevant, but why do most bi girls think that its ok to have a boyfriend, and a girlfriend?



well. I'd be ok with a boy friend as well. I guess we just like to experiment.
#18
Quote by Bubonic Chronic
I'm not sure I believe in bi.

I'm pretty sure gay is real, but bi I think is just a lame excuse to **** anything with a pulse.


If you wanted to **** both men and women, wouldn't that make you bi? Your statement is really a self-fulfilling prophecy.
#19
Quote by looneylew
well. I'd be ok with a boy friend as well. I guess we just like to experiment.


I see it as a form of cheating, but my gf doesn't seem to understand that.
lol.
#20
Quote by Bubonic Chronic
I'm not sure I believe in bi.

I'm pretty sure gay is real, but bi I think is just a lame excuse to **** anything with a pulse.


very very very much sigged. I'm bi, but I still think that's brilliant.
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#21
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I see it as a form of cheating, but my gf doesn't seem to understand that.
lol.


dude... take advantage of the situation at hand lol
Last edited by looneylew at Apr 4, 2008,
#22
I think a lot of "bi" people are very disingenuous, I think it has somehow become something that is cool to be, and since all it requires is the person to say, "yeah I'm bi", I believe only some really mean it.

/opinion
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#26
...ages?

Chances are one of you are just saying you're bi...I thought I was bi until I got off with a guy whilst drunk. I thought "Well, that's the last time I'll be inside a guys mouth..."
#27
Quote by gallagher2006
...ages?

Chances are one of you are just saying you're bi...I thought I was bi until I got off with a guy whilst drunk. I thought "Well, that's the last time I'll be inside a guys mouth..."

I would laugh at that if I werent so sure it was true...
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#28
Quote by grenade24
I would laugh at that if I werent so sure it was true...




I was VERY drunk besides, it's happened three times before xD
#29
Quote by gallagher2006
...ages?

Chances are one of you are just saying you're bi...I thought I was bi until I got off with a guy whilst drunk. I thought "Well, that's the last time I'll be inside a guys mouth..."

I really wanna sig that but I don't have anymore room
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#30
What are you waiting for? Have a foursome with your mum and her dad!
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#31
Quote by gallagher2006
...ages?

Chances are one of you are just saying you're bi...I thought I was bi until I got off with a guy whilst drunk. I thought "Well, that's the last time I'll be inside a guys mouth..."

eww
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Woman tone, eh?

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#32
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eww


Wow, was that post necessary?
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#33
Quote by rabidguitarist
Wow, was that post necessary?

**** you man
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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