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#1
You got a girl, a guitar, and just happen to know that girls are suckers for guitarists.

In this scenario, how would you impress a woman with your guitar? Remember, other people will read your replies so keep it relativley sensible, as screwing up your playing would make her lose interest (you could also say how to revive your self from messing a tune up )

Thanks

P.S If your a girl, what, regarding guitar playing, intrests you when a guy's trying to impress you? :P

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#2
Honestly, you're in it for the wrong reason.
Just play a simple three-chord song... no lyrics necessary.
I played (on an acoustic) a little flourish of Em Am and C, and that was all it took.
She has to be attracted to you before playing guitar will do you any good, so you can't use a guitar to replace your lack of charm or social skills.
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#3
Quote by 05t16
You got a girl, a guitar, and just happen to know that girls are suckers for guitarists.

In this scenario, how would you impress a woman with your guitar? Remember, other people will read your replies so keep it relativley sensible, as screwing up your playing would make her lose interest (you could also say how to revive your self from messing a tune up )

Thanks

P.S If your a girl, what, regarding guitar playing, intrests you when a guy's trying to impress you? :P

Elec, guitar



wow you sound like a huge loser. Im sure if you just played Teen Spirit or something, that would be enough.

Oh and, play guitar for you, not a girl.
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#4
Me "You see the neck on this guitar ?"
Her "Yeah"
Me "It's how long my penis is"
Her
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#5
playing guitar for myself is the real reason i play, but playing for girls is icing on the cake.
#7
Lmao, to the guys saying I'm in it for the wrong reason, I've been plaing since I was 6, the times when I thought girls were 'icky'
#8
this guy at my school was walking around with a guitar and a lil mini amp attached to his belt, girls were following him it was funny... i wish i had a mini amp
the guys not even relatively attractive btw
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#9
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... She has to be attracted to you before playing guitar will do you any good, so you can't use a guitar to replace your lack of charm or social skills.
+1
Unless you actually meet her for the first time in a guitar store.
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#10
Quote by SpellCaster
Me "You see the neck on this guitar ?"
Her "Yeah"
Me "It's how long my penis is"
Her

hahaha WRONG

You tell her to play it. And if shes terrible teach her a chord or 2. THEN she will be in your pants.
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#12
HOLY SH*T, ANOTHER GLOSSOP GEEZER! You should know full well that no lass in our town will be impressed by guitar playing as they're all rancid, orange bints.
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#13
i'd put the guitar down and show her what my hands can really do :P
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#15
wake up/light and glass coheed

but honestly you'd be super surprised how often i have a chick and a guitar at the same time
like never lol, it happened once when i was wasted at a friends gathering but luckily we'd been jamming earlier at his house and so we had a whole band was ace just playing total heavy stuff and everyone going crazy
#16
Quote by shredforbread33
hahaha WRONG

You tell her to play it. And if shes terrible teach her a chord or 2. THEN she will be in your pants.


Man speaks the truth, this will work 99% of the time. The other 1% is if you suck as well.
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#17
If I could get the girl I like with a song, I would write one and pour my heart and soul into it.
Sadly she doesn't appreciate music like I do.
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#19
I just walk around school with an empty guitar bag on my back. Saves the weight, more energy for sexing the girls.




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#21
i just play because i want to play...but if you want to impress a girl just play paganini's 5th caprice (remember the movie crossroads?)
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#23
I like how my first post was reiterated repeatedly.
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#24
Play before i forget... That makes them go to their knees. i did it
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#26
Originally Posted by SpellCaster

Me "You see the neck on this guitar ?"
Her "Yeah"
Me "It's how long my penis is"
Her


LOL that is sig worthy right there
#27
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LOL that is sig worthy right there

It is!

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#28
finger her g-string
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#29
Quote by 05t16
Lmao, to the guys saying I'm in it for the wrong reason, I've been plaing since I was 6, the times when I thought girls were 'icky'

me too!!!!!!
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#30
Umm.....

If you want to impress a girl, play anything with a really nice solo. You don't have to, just do it. Don't do " Nothing Else Matters" yet.

Actually, just going up and down the scales really fast would do the trick.
#31
really, unless shes a music geek, she'd only be impressed if you could play chords and sing along well...
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#33
Play Glasgow Kiss by John Petrucci and they will fall in you're knees begging for you to release your mighty lolipop.
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#34
Quote by C.C. Deville
this guy at my school was walking around with a guitar and a lil mini amp attached to his belt, girls were following him it was funny... i wish i had a mini amp
the guys not even relatively attractive btw
I walk around with my Taylor literally every day, and it gets tons of babes.

Last semester, I brought in my Epiphone and my Microcube. Needless to say, the babes were diggin' my Santana.

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#36
well at school, alot of people thought i was kind of the looser type but after all these girls saw me playing on my guitar they were crowded around me bobing their heads and one girl came up to me and i taught her some stuff! now everyone is saying how good iam to other schools, basically talkign **** for me! and alot of girls now think im "sexy"
#38
I once asked a girl to strum whilst I was playing at a party once. It actually works...

We had intense sex for hours on that night.*

*That sentence is a lie

Don't play guitar for girls though, play it for you.
#39
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play an 8000 bpm 8 finger tap solo that will blow her brains out through her grime-encrusted vagina

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#40
Quote by C.C. Deville
this guy at my school was walking around with a guitar and a lil mini amp attached to his belt, girls were following him it was funny... i wish i had a mini amp
the guys not even relatively attractive btw

A kid did that when I was in high school. At lunch he had all these girls around him. Probably only 8-9 Also guys were there. So naturally being the egocentric dick that iam. I went over and asked if I could play. He was showing off by playing Green Day and 3 Days Grace. So I whipped out some Eruption on his Strat, and needless to say I looked like a dick but all the girls paid attention to me afterwards and didnt even bother listening to him.... I so wish I had a camera for it

EDIT: I dont think any girl there knew I blatently ripped off EVH...
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