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I saw a thread on the SA forums and thought you guys might like to do it too..

Pretty much write yourself a letter that you would have got a year ago...

Me first...

Hey Rich!

You're going to get nothing out of your last 6 months of high school, go do the pre-entry to the Bachelor of Audio. And don't get that overdraft, save save. Also, Don't drink that Vodka on new years. What a horrible mess you will become. Oh and don't go out with that girl, you'll hurt her more than you think.

He is great. Rich.
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work

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richrawr FTW!

This isn't funny, and isn't making fun of anyone

What have forums become?
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is a bidet a type of crisp?
Hey Craig..

Go buy a pistol.


Become an hero, it'll save you a lot of trouble.


Yours sincerely, Craig.
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This man deserves my +1


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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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 [I]Hey Adam, 
don't f*ck up the relationships you'll have, man you'll regret it.
Save up the money to get a new amp instead of blowing 
it on stupid things.[/I]
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

hey marco,

buy an amp
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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.

Writing music is hard D:
Hey Tom.

Start listening to proper metal, you'll get more out of it. Also, talk to that girl already, and buy the 7 string version of that S.
dear stuart
kill yourself now, quick! while you still can!!! (oh yeah and start trying at school, its less stressful that way)

yours sincerely stuart

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Don't work at Capgemini. You'll be taxed to hell, won't be appreciated, be cheated out of overtime, and generally become an asshole to everyone around you.

PS, the futures pretty cool. Oh, and place a bet on Evil Kenevil dying within a year. Trust me
You're dumb as a fox, and unattractive as hell- this is going to hit you in about a week, get prepared. Oh, and stop hanging out with stoners.
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
hey os,

yeah i bet you like when people call you that, you pretentious bastard. by now you should be heading to disneyland with the band. you are going to have a fun bus ride man. remember the hot redhead with the gigantic boobs in colorguard? have fun. oh and brace yourself, she'll find out that you felt up her best friend soon enough.

love always



dont worry, by this time next year. you'll be reacquainted with the duo.
Hey Han. You'll make friends and college, and those old prats will talk to you again. And don't bother hooking up with Kris in March, he'll piss off with your fiver.

Life is a personal thing.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Don't yell at the customers, you need money.


This life's too good to last
and I'm too young to care.

Follow me on Twitter, I'm cool.
Hey Clifford,

I'm glad you went on the Graphic Design course. I know how much you love designing and sketching. Shame you don't get to see your other friends much there, well I'm sure the work will keep you busy.

You should get out more, get a job. Take up driving lessons instead of wasting your time stuck at home.
Hey dude!

Turns out life isn't better after high school, kill them all!
two and a half men.
Dear Hanna,

You'll be glad to have gotten to where you will be a year from now. Just tough it out; it's worth it.

Hi Phil,

as you probably noticed, things are getting better after the hard times you've just been through. Believe me, everything will even get much better!

However please do me a favor and don't stop learning for school exams in October/November '07 just because you are a lazy bastard.


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Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!


Dear Joe,

I'm gonna do some research in the next hour, so in an hours time you'll have all of the winning lottery numbers for the upcoming year... say goodbye to school or ever having to get a real job..

The Future
Dear Josh,

Please work hard for your exams, I know your a lazy bastard but you will be ****ing it up for yourself and you will meet a certain someone at the end of September, don't **** it up cause it will hurt alot more later.
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I sent one to me... dunno how long ago. But a year ago would've been something like:

Stop the porn, pick up a book. No, not your guitar... well okay maybe for just a little bit.

i did that a couple years back.

creepy enough i got it when i was listening to AFI

and i wrote in the message that i was listening to AFI when i sent

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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work

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richrawr FTW!
Dear Tom

keep going, Life now is pretty kick ass, keep playing guitar as it's giving you a living oh and find "Kezia" by Protest the Hero as soon as!
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
Dear Charles,

Stop spending so much time on UG already and get a life. oh yeah and when that fat bitch wants to screw dont do it shes fatter then u think and she was loose for a fat chick
Sup bro?

Watch out for those africanized bees! They're a killer.

Oh ****, gotta go!
two and a half men.
Dear Devon:

Bet against the Patriots. Bet everything.

Future Devon
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
Sup Joe.

Finish her, now. Don't waste your time with her. Stick by your friends. Form the Pickpockets now.

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The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

Dear Michal,

PLEASE don't go round her house... s'rsly...

Oh, and never trust your friends. Ever.


dear me,
dont go to coronation with that chick. hide that bag-o-goodies in a better spot. quit failing tests. get that job at the block dumbass! go snowboarding everyday possible. date that other girl instead- boobs arent everything..close though.

from, yourself
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Girls are complicated - Just turn gay and don't bother.

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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.

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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
Dear Alex

It's a trap, your droogs are planning to betray you!

- Your humble narrator
two and a half men.
To Whom this May Concern (Me),

WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING!? Besides for all that, you turn out okay. Also, make sure you look both ways before running across open traffic.


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