#1
lets say that jesus and god was real. and jesus came down from his crib before the rapture.

would society accept and listen to him or would he be ignored and scoffed at?

i personally think that people would think hes mental.

discuss.
#3
They would stick him into a mental institution.
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#5
I think he would give everyone AIDS.

Then John Frusciante would come out of nowhere he beat the phunk out of him.
#6
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#7
praise jesus!

get rid of these christians for us.
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#9
theres a mental institution somewhere specifically for people who think they're jesus
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#10
he would definitely be either a bum or a hippie or a motivational speaker.
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he would definitely be either a bum or a hippie or a motivational speaker.

A motivational hippie bum.
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#13
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The Jews would probably get together and kill him again



I should start a group dedicated to that.
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#14
Quote by Kurt123
lets say that jesus and god was real. and jesus came down from his crib before the rapture.

would society accept and listen to him or would he be ignored and scoffed at?

i personally think that people would think hes mental.

discuss.
on a serious note, this society is wayway too hateful to listen to jesus. people are way too far gone.
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#15
Jesus and I would go out to a bar one night and get totally smashed. We're so drunk we start looking for babes but we manage to go down to the ghetto of Detroit and pick of a few hookers. We're in the slums sniffing crack off a hookers ass when a policeman barges in the door. Jesus and I call him a racist cracker against the colored man and proceed to vomit all over the hooker. She has been dead for 3 hours.

The next morning, Jesus and I are sitting in a jail cell hungover. We don't remember what happened the night before, but the policeman told us everything. We spent some time in jail.

We finally get out later and decide to go to the park. We see a bunch of emo kids who think they are cool listening to their Ax69 and Panic! At the Freakshow so we went over to pick on them. One of them was obese and got really mad at us, so we ran off.

Back at my place, I pull out a fat bong and Jesus and I get blazed so hot the sky melted into the horizon and we were seeing rainbows. Some LSD might have been involved. We wonder out of my apartment. Some punks were walking around looking for trouble, and found us. They took us at gunpoint, knocked us out.

We wake up and it's 3 in the afternoon in some punk's basement. I'm duct taped and roped to a chair... and to my dismay, they have a wooden cross on their wall, with Jesus nailed to it.

I will never forget the time Jesus came to Earth.
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#17
heres a question:
suppose a person, unnamed, descends from the sky, heals the sick and feeds the poor. is he accepted as the second coming of christ, or the first appearance of the jewish messiah?
OR is a new religion created all together??
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#18
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Jesus and I would go out to a bar one night and get totally smashed. We're so drunk we start looking for babes but we manage to go down to the ghetto of Detroit and pick of a few hookers. We're in the slums sniffing crack off a hookers ass when a policeman barges in the door. Jesus and I call him a racist cracker against the colored man and proceed to vomit all over the hooker. She has been dead for 3 hours.

The next morning, Jesus and I are sitting in a jail cell hungover. We don't remember what happened the night before, but the policeman told us everything. We spent some time in jail.

We finally get out later and decide to go to the park. We see a bunch of emo kids who think they are cool listening to their Ax69 and Panic! At the Freakshow so we went over to pick on them. One of them was obese and got really mad at us, so we ran off.

Back at my place, I pull out a fat bong and Jesus and I get blazed so hot the sky melted into the horizon and we were seeing rainbows. Some LSD might have been involved. We wonder out of my apartment. Some punks were walking around looking for trouble, and found us. They took us at gunpoint, knocked us out.

We wake up and it's 3 in the afternoon in some punk's basement. I'm duct taped and roped to a chair... and to my dismay, they have a wooden cross on their wall, with Jesus nailed to it.

I will never forget the time Jesus came to Earth.


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#19
I think he would reveal that Kenny G is, in fact, the devil. To those of us who were not already aware of this.
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heres a question:
suppose a person, unnamed, descends from the sky, heals the sick and feeds the poor. is he accepted as the second coming of christ, or the first appearance of the jewish messiah?
OR is a new religion created all together??

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#21
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The Jews would probably get together and kill him again



Jesus is a Jew retard

And in Scrpiture it says he will come back and take the "church" to heaven
he cant come back BEFORE the rapture
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#23
If Jesus came to your house...


Yes, if Jesus came to your house, to spend a day or two,
If He came unexpected, just dropped in on you.
I know you'd give your nicest room to such an honored guest,
And all the food you'd serve to Him would be the very best.
And you would keep assuring Him you're glad to have Him there,
That serving Him in your home is joy beyond compare


#25
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The Jews would probably get together and kill him again


Uneducated...He was killed by the romans -_-
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#26
I'd grab my shot gun.

God damn zombies

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They would stick him into a mental institution.


I wanted to say that.

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#28
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theres a mental institution somewhere specifically for people who think they're jesus


that has to be the coolest place ever

"hey, im jesus"

"so am i'

"no my son, i am the true jesus"

"but how can you be jesus if i am really jesus"
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#29
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lets say that jesus and god was real. and jesus came down from his crib before the rapture.

would society accept and listen to him or would he be ignored and scoffed at?

i personally think that people would think hes mental.

discuss.


He would be called a communist, pacifist, and traitorous america-hating liberal.
#30
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I think he would give everyone AIDS.

Then John Frusciante would come out of nowhere he beat the phunk out of him.


And maybe they could smoke meth together. I think I just offended everyone and their mother with that joke.
#31
when he returns we will not have the authority like before. he was here to be sacrafice but hes coming back as a judge so when that happens if you had not already accepted him, it will be too late. you know just because a person does not believe there is a God who has a son named jesus changes nothing. if i started declaring water is not wet, i would still run for cover when it started to rain, i mean i wouldn't just stand there getting soaked like dumbass just because of what i decided to believe in. i hope i'm not sounding like a preacher because the i'm the furthest thing from it. i'm a fornicating, drug addicted, sorry bastard, but i can still recognize truth when its been put in front of me. i have known some atheist in my time, i even got to see one on his death bed and was shocked to see how fast he was becoming a believer. why am i typing a sermon 2:47 in the mornin? thats my question
#32
IF jesus were real and he came back to earth...

i would nail him back up on the cross where he belongs
#33
he'd be a sex addict with a single mother in a mental institution...

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#34
sadly people would probably think hes insane...or science would make up some wacky theory which means hes actually just a vapor cloud or something. Then he'd explode and create the universe.
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#35
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Uneducated...He was killed by the romans -_-

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Jesus is a Jew retard

And in Scrpiture it says he will come back and take the "church" to heaven
he cant come back BEFORE the rapture

#36
Well it would prove that God is real, thus proving God wrong because God said he is alive in only faith, and then THAT would prove he is not infallible and basically he just disappears.


That was an attempt to reference Hitchhiker, but I don't think I got it right....


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#37
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Well it would prove that God is real, thus proving God wrong because God said he is alive in only faith, and then THAT would prove he is not infallible and basically he just disappears.


That was an attempt to reference Hitchhiker, but I don't think I got it right....


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i got it. if he proves himself to exist he stops existing.

lucky he never existed in the first place.
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#38
That's what I don't get about Jewish people. They're still waiting for their Messiah, yet if someone came up to the Jewish population and said 'I am the Lord your Saviour,' what would they say? They'd say you belong in a mental institution hence, Jews are in for a long wait.
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#39
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If Jesus came to your house...


Yes, if Jesus came to your house, to spend a day or two,
If He came unexpected, just dropped in on you.
I know you'd give your nicest room to such an honored guest,
And all the food you'd serve to Him would be the very best.
And you would keep assuring Him you're glad to have Him there,
That serving Him in your home is joy beyond compare




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