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#1
PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU CONSIDER REPORTING: This thread isn't really about video games, it's really just about getting revenge on someone and to happens to use video games as a medium to do so.

Alright so this guy I play with on xbox live who I would consider sort of a friend thought it would be funny to put my phone number in his motto and tell people to call me. He got it when my friend who I know in real life gave him my number. I keep telling him to take it off but he won't because according to him "Dude, it's mad funny! Can I get a white power?" And he thinks its funny to act like a white supremacist. He's 14 and I'm 15.

A few people have called already. I'm worried that some of them are gonna make a collect call. I'm not gonna file a complaint because I want to **** with him and teach him a lesson.

So here's my plan: Get him to call me so I can trick him to giving me his number. Then Put his number on my motto and tell people to make collect calls to his house. When his parents get the phone bill he'll be in deep **** unless he agrees to take my number off his motto and I will do the same.

Sound like a good plan? If you have any ideas for messing with him even more then tell me.
#2
Or you could just do the mature thing and epoxy his Xbox's tray shut.
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#3
No. Just uber practice your FPS skills, and pwn him in COD4 or Halo.
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#6
Report him dumbass, or if you don't completely suck, beat him at Gears or something. :\
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#7
Just hit on him. Say outrageous insults like, "I want to rub honey all over your naked body and put pancakes on it and lick it off with my tongue."

Continuously call him either, "Sexy maverick or Silly Dung beetle"
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#8
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PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU CONSIDER REPORTING: This thread isn't really about video games, it's really just about getting revenge on someone and to happens to use video games as a medium to do so.

Alright so this guy I play with on xbox live who I would consider sort of a friend thought it would be funny to put my phone number in his motto and tell people to call me. He got it when my friend who I know in real life gave him my number. I keep telling him to take it off but he won't because according to him "Dude, it's mad funny! Can I get a white power?" And he thinks its funny to act like a white supremacist. He's 14 and I'm 15.

A few people have called already. I'm worried that some of them are gonna make a collect call. I'm not gonna file a complaint because I want to **** with him and teach him a lesson.

So here's my plan: Get him to call me so I can trick him to giving me his number. Then Put his number on my motto and tell people to make collect calls to his house. When his parents get the phone bill he'll be in deep **** unless he agrees to take my number off his motto and I will do the same.

Sound like a good plan? If you have any ideas for messing with him even more then tell me.

tell his parents
its mad funny to see friends get schooled then grounded from live for a month
#10
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Or you could just do the mature thing and epoxy his Xbox's tray shut.


Sound's good. And he's an achievement ***** too so I could do one better and epoxy his tray shut while he's playing Some crappy disney game just to get his score up. That way that would be the only game he will play.
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Just hit on him. Say outrageous insults like, "I want to rub honey all over your naked body and put pancakes on it and lick it off with my tongue."

Continuously call him either, "Sexy maverick or Silly Dung beetle"


This would probably work.

Say youre a 40 year old man that loves kids.
He would be so scared of you he would never talk to you again.
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#12
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This would probably work.

Say youre a 40 year old man that loves kids.
He would be so scared of you he would never talk to you again.


He would never believe that. I play and talk with him almost every single day so he knows what my voice sounds like and how old I am.
#13
You White Devil!!
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#14
Rape him of course!
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#15
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He would never believe that. I play and talk with him almost every single day so he knows what my voice sounds like and how old I am.

My friend knows me for over 7 years and I still creep him out when I do that. It'll totally ruin his game when everybody laughs at him.
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#16
give his phone number to S4AcThAaNn

hope you got the subliminal message there
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#18
Get drunk and put a flaming bag of **** on his doorstep... I tried it once but only got drunk and forgot what I was doing. Hopefully you will be more successful than me.
#19
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give his phone number to S4AcThAaNn

hope you got the subliminal message there

I see what you did there...

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#20
Some dude called me a retard on Xbox live...it hurt my feelings
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#21
Quote by guitarnoobie
Alright so this guy I play with on xbox live who I would consider sort of a friend thought it would be funny to put my phone number in his motto and tell people to call me. He got it when my friend who I know in real life gave him my number. I keep telling him to take it off but he won't because according to him "Dude, it's mad funny! Can I get a white power?" And he thinks its funny to act like a white supremacist.



dont consider people you meet online and have never met in person a REAL friend.
thats how people get raped.
#22
Quote by InanezGuitars44
give his phone number to S4AcThAaNn

hope you got the subliminal message there


ZOMFG 4chan,
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.

You know you want to.

It would be oh-so-funny.
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#24
Give him the traditional Xbox Live response:

Call his mother a _____
Question his sexuality
Tell him you'll hack his internet and delete his _____ account
Get all your friends to leave him negative feedback for _____
And finally put his number in your motto and threaten to do all of the above to everyone you meet in every game you play!
#26
HAHA gotcha now, douchebag, I'm not falling for it!
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#27
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ZOMFG 4chan,
do it do it do it do it do it etc...
You know you want to.

It would be oh-so-funny.


oh 4chan, I thought the subliminal message was Satan, not too much of a difference though I guess.
#28
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give his phone number to S4AcThAaNn

hope you got the subliminal message there


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#30
if you do that he'll report you and you'll get banned...just file a complaint about him to microsoft and get his ass banned saying you asked him to take it down numorous times and already got like 20 harassing calls
#32
grow a pair, find him, beat his ass, take xbox, there you go
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#33
dont do the exactthing he did!!!!! break his Xbox.
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#34
Isn't what this kid has done illegal? Putting up another persons contact details without their consent that is.
#35
How do you actually do that epoxy thing and shut their tray?


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#37
Make your character black and every time you kill him in halo, teabag his ass.
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#38
don't collect calls have to be accepted? so it's not like you'll be charged for it.

make a complaint.

that or beat the shit out of him.
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