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Guys im gunna upload some songs on my profile, how do i get big record lables or small record lables to hear them? or how do i get signed in general.
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drive through town playing the music REEEEAAAAAL loud and hope an agent hears it
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


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When every tear I shed


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Quote by Beast-Wyvern
drive through town playing the music REEEEAAAAAL loud and hope an agent hears it


Thats a geniious plan but i can't drive yet and my mom doesnt like my music so she wont drive me and she doesnt want me putting a stereo on the roof of her car
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Talent would help. Nah, it sounds good. You play gigs and hope an agent is listening or you send your stuff to labels.
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Quote by Supples
Thats a geniious plan but i can't drive yet and my mom doesnt like my music so she wont drive me and she doesnt want me putting a stereo on the roof of her car
lol youre under 16 and you want to be on a record label?

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Quote by Zugunruhe
lol youre under 16 and you want to be on a record label?

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ever heard of....the most awesum band......silverchar?? they were signed when they were lik 12
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Sleep your way to the top.
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I do not see how this can fail.

EDIT: ****! The electric guitar scared the living bajeezus out of me
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id love to hear his awesum songs about getting his braces off.

100% powerchords, ill bet anything.
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This HAS to be some kind of joke. HAHAHA listen to this kid's "jam" LOL


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I never listened to the song. my audio is nay working. what does it sound like?
I lied about it sounding good
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Originally Posted by Beast-Wyvern
drive through town playing the music REEEEAAAAAL loud and hope an agent hears it


^DEFINATELY not the best idea. In fact, he'll probably get pulled over for indecent exposure. NOONE should hear that again... No offense... just... get better. Assuming it's not a joke, which it probably is.
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if this is a joke, its good. if its not, *shudders*.

seriously, get better before you put stuff on the internet.
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Quote by Supples
ever heard of....the most awesum band......silverchar?? they were signed when they were lik 12


if u werent joking about silverchair being most awesome band then thats the reason u wont get signed and continue choking on your uncle for years to cum.
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Originally Posted by Zugunruhe
seriously, get better before you put stuff on the internet.

...or if you want to get signed by a label, for that matter.
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Quote by gir vs wild
if u werent joking about silverchair being most awesome band then thats the reason u wont get signed and continue to choke on your uncle's cum for years to come.

Fixed.
I've almost finished.
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Quote by Maidenhell666
...or if you want to get signed by a label, for that matter.
...or just for the sake of being able to play.

20 bucks says TS already has a new account cause he cant show his face around here anymore.
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First thing I thought of (from Arrested Development):




Michael: My son expresses himself just fine. Isn’t that right, son?

George Michael: What? Yeah... fine. Uh, yes, I don’t care. What’s up?

Tobias: Yes, he’s a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

Michael: I don’t know that reference.

Lindsay: I don’t either.

Tobias: I don’t know either.

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Quote by Supples
It was just a quick jam guys.


Ah, so Mr. Supples-dousche-bag wants to be a professional recording musician? Over our last thread, you mock my beliefs-I'll mock your dreams :]

Well, put out something worth listening to-go ahead, give us something more than "It was just a quick jam guys."

And please don't put out songs with just 3 power chords. That doesn't qualify as substantial guitar skill.
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#26
roflmao
silverchair jumped in the mainstream very soon because they won a very known australian competition and they weren't 12 they were 15.
If you see a poor child, don't give a fish, give him a guitar.
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#28
whats up with the "hmm, hmm ii hmm" stuff? and also, when the electric came in, I lolled. Good joke, obviously...it was a joke right?
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#31
1. Get some talent.
2. Get a reasonably original sound.
3. Write good songs. (and I can't stress this enough)
4. Get some good recordings.
5. Send off a demo.

Admittedly, I'm signed to a very small indie label, but still- I'm probably in a better position to give advice than most people in this thread.
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#32
Look, I'll give you some serious advice without having heard a thing.

1. Practice a lot
2. Write many songs
3. Get decent demos of songs
4. Play gigs everywhere
5. Support the local hero bands and do a good job of it
6. Don't ask UG about getting signed to a label, ask people who have been signed
#33
learn to spell label

and record some songs, put them on myspace, then advertise your band through as many sites as possible. do some local gigs, get noticed
#34
HAHA UBER FAIL!!!

Quote by Supples
ever heard of....the most awesum band......silverchar?? they were signed when they were lik 12



Never in my life =)

This must be some sort of joke, seriously....
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#36
I'm pretty sure the TS is laughing his ass off at how many people are actually taking his joke seriously. The song was practically a screamer with how loud the electric was when it came in.
#37
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
I'm pretty sure the TS is laughing his ass off at how many people are actually taking his joke seriously. The song was practically a screamer with how loud the electric was when it came in.
yea, but on the off chance that hes just a total failure....

....priceless.
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#38
Quote by Zugunruhe
yea, but on the off chance that hes just a total failure....

....priceless.


yes, but only a complete idiot would think this was serious, which is why the TS is laughing his ass off. It's like the pit's gotten rusty or something, being fooled by a bit of bad spelling and child-like naivety.
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Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
yes, but only a complete idiot would think this was serious, which is why the TS is laughing his ass off. It's like the pit's gotten rusty or something, being fooled by a bit of bad spelling and child-like naivety.
see, the thing is that he hasnt encouraged it at all. i think a real troll would be in the thread trying to egg us on. he just dropped out of it. and hes still on the board. hes embarrassed.
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