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#1
ok this seems like a fun idea. ...if it hasnt been done already :P

seeing as I'm the top one..... i wouldn't masturbate ....... cause I'm out of porn!


go!
#2
You're really desperate.
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#5
It's a guy.

EDIT: nice one Slinov
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#8
I can't think of a reason.
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#9
There are no girls on the internet, thus the user above me is a man. I am a man and I'm not homosexual. Sorry!
#10
Because I'd probably be arrested...and gay.
Miss Scourge? PM me.

I am the mistress of ManWithoutAHat . This pleases me.
#12
I can't get over to America easily enough...

EDIT:
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His sex organs dangle....

Only slightly...
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Every time I see your avatar I want to slit your neck with a butterknife. Goddamn Pingu.
#13
His sex organs dangle....

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EDIT:
Only slightly...


Slightly too much...
Last edited by bequickorbedead at Apr 5, 2008,
#17
youre wearing a vest. i dislike vests
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

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#18
Because you're not attractive in any way, shape or form.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#23
Wiggy is too young... but I don't mind...
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#25
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Wiggy is too young... but I don't mind...

You've had younger.

Hey, I'm 17 today anyway
#26
Cause you forgot our anniversary.
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I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#28
cause your friends over me.

edit:crap. because soad isnt da best.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#30
He just got diagnosed with aids lol
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Steve owns it again lol


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I always own it, you know that.



Good old Steve =D
#32
Because kurt cobain died 14 years ago; we shouldn't have sex today!
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I stole a pair of my friend's mother's panties. They were clean so it was rather dissapointing when I took a wiff.
#36
Because in west Philadelphia, born and raised, raping gay men is where he spent most of his days

Sucking off, fisting eating some stools and gobbling gay men's balls outside of his school

When a couple o' guys, they were up to no good, Shoved a 30 incher in his neighborhood

His anus is broken.
#38
Cause I'm more into goiters than moles.
Quote by kriscornella2@g
I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

Quote by civildp1
you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

Quote by вяaи∂ иєw
You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#40
It will be very uncertain and awkward.

Inb4 reference to cumming blood
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY