#1
So to cut a long and embarrassing story short, I'm home alone and decided to do a little dancing, y'know, as you do.
So after, I look down at my foot, there's blood all over my sock, and it turns out I've snapped off half my big toenail
Never dancing home alone again.
What the hell do I do with half a toenail?
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#2
Suck it up..........BITCH! *Runs*
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#3
Go buy yourself something nice.

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#5
thats nothing on my sixth birthday party i went to carowinds(some theme park) and i went to go into the bathroom when a guy flung the door open ripping off my first 3 toenails(biggest ones) never wore sandals since

EDIT: screw the ER i didnt go. though the med people there wrapped my foot up in gauze
#7
Er...probably the kind of thing you'd go the ER for...

Infection can spread very quickly in an exposed toenail :s
#10
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Use it as a guitar pick?

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#11
clean it, then put a bandade on it, let the nail grow out till you can keep on trimming it. happend to me sucks
#14
Ewww.

Bin it and don't tell people.
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#15
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Use it as a guitar pick?


Holy ****, a portuguese boy told a funny joke!
#16
When I was a wee little lad I lost my whole big toenail in my lake, think it might have been on a rock, 'twas all purple underneath.
#21
bandage it and wait for it to grow back?
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#22
pictures or it didn't happen...
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#23

Why would you dance alone?
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