#1
My Uncle told me this story last week:

Some kids in some school are doing a reading exercise. They are given a card with a picture of an animal and the name of the animal at the bottom of the card. The teacher calls on one kid and asks him to read the card. He responds "A Frickin' Elephant." He got in trouble. I don't remember how bad the punishment was, though.
The card actually read "African Elephant". The teacher never made the connection that these kids can't read properly.
#4
African elephant, a frickin' elephant...
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#5
Teachers are used to kids acting out, I sometimes wonder situations like these, actually....
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#7
lol....permission to sig that? if i can fit it anyways....
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#10
lmao, that is a good one
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#11
lol
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#12
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nvm i cant fit it
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Because it could be a serious answer. What if someone was to make a thread "A song to tell my girlfriend that I caught a nasty STD off her best friend?" We'd all be screwed then.