Poll: Which Dungeons and Dragons Class?
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View poll results: Which Dungeons and Dragons Class?
Druid
3 6%
Paladin
5 9%
Mage
6 11%
Monk
3 6%
Thief
9 17%
Cleric
3 6%
Bard
2 4%
Warrior
2 4%
I'm too cool for D&D
20 38%
Voters: 53.
#1
So in light of the "which social status are you" thread, here is the which D&D character are you thread.

I'm usually a druid, because they can change into animals which is awesome.
#2
Im a level 12 paladin with a +2 Hammer of Light
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#4
I'm usually a wizard, because I can get cool spell and mindfuck people. I always use my charm(spell ) to get women.
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#6
I don't really play much (my friends do). I'd play a Transcendentalist Druid, so I could persuade vampires that everything - him, myself, nature: everything - is my sacred symbol.

Insta-kill.
The medium is the message!
#7
no rangers?!
preposterous
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#8
Quote by Kensai
I'm usually a wizard, because I can get cool spell and mindfuck people. I always use my charm(spell ) to get women.

You forgot how to use it didn't you.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#10
Quote by ninja dude
Im a level 12 paladin with a +2 Hammer of Light


PALADINS CANT USE THE HAMMER OF LIGHT!


no, i've never played D&D
#13
Quote by 20cdndollars
PALADINS CANT USE THE HAMMER OF LIGHT!


no, i've never played D&D


CAN TOO
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#15
Quote by Jackal58
You forgot how to use it didn't you.


I had to delete a spell for my fireball of doooom spell.

Looking back I probably should've deleted my regular fireball spell. Oh well, atleast my charisma is high enough for a drugrape roll.
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#16
Quote by iimjpii
Let's guess what you chose in the social status thread...


yes, lets
#17
Quote by SharpSpoon
Meh, rangers and druids are pretty much the same thing.


blasphemer!
rangers don't get fleas
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"all fatties report to the gym!"


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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#20
Quote by Kensai
I had to delete a spell for my fireball of doooom spell.

Looking back I probably should've deleted my regular fireball spell. Oh well, atleast my charisma is high enough for a drugrape roll.

Pffft. That's overrated. Chloroform requires no charisma at all. And I see you invisibility trolling cloak is working again.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
Quote by SharpSpoon
They hang out in the woods, they probably have something worse than fleas.


shut up!
those spots will go away eventually!
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#23
Quote by Jackal58
Pffft. That's overrated. Chloroform requires no charisma at all. And I see you invisibility trolling cloak is working again.


Well it does require some dexterity to chloroform someone. I don't wanna fumble and choloroform myself you know.

I wouldn't call my cloak invisble either, but yeah I've done some trolling lately


Actually it would be pretty fun to watch someone chloroform themselves accidentally
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#25
I'm a cleric
I smite sinners
They die
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#26
Quote by Kensai
Well it does require some dexterity to chloroform someone. I don't wanna fumble and choloroform myself you know.

I wouldn't call my cloak invisble either, but yeah I've done some trolling lately


Actually it would be pretty fun to watch someone chloroform themselves accidentally

Well I never said it didn't require dexterity. But ya it would be quite humorous to watch someone try to explain why they are passed out in the ladies room.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#27
I just reached level 20 with my main mage character...but I have a level 34 druid sheet somewhere in my computer desk.
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#28
Quote by Jackal58
Well I never said it didn't require dexterity. But ya it would be quite humorous to watch someone try to explain why they are passed out in the ladies room.




That would be a true epic fail.
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#29
Quote by 20cdndollars
Oh... my bad.


its the +2 Helm of Light Paladins cant use.....god noob
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#31
No Barbarians?

At least know something about D&D before you post it n00b. One more mistake like this and its off to the gallows.
Nighty Night keep your butthole tight
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I heard my mom talking to her friend about going to a ****ing dildo party!
#32
Quote by Sw00t
No Barbarians?

At least know something about D&D before you post it n00b. One more mistake like this and its off to the gallows.


Only 10 poll options allowed. Tried to get the basic classes in.
#33
I'm a paladin (Formerly Blackguard)Formerly Paladin)Formerly Blackguard)Formerly Paladin)Formerly Blackguard)Formerly Paladin)Formerly Blackguard)Formerly Paladin)Formerly Blackguard)Formerly Paladin)Formerly Blackguard)Formerly Paladin)Formerly Blackguard)Formerly Paladin)Formerly Squire)

my characters had some emotional issues
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(='.'=)
(")_(")
#35
Quote by Sw00t
No Barbarians?

At least know something about D&D before you post it n00b. One more mistake like this and its off to the gallows.

But why would you play a barbarian? (unless you are an orc)

I just don't see how they are useful.

Barbarians are fun though. ..especially when they don't know how to read!
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#36
Quote by 20cdndollars
That must be it.


probably is
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#37
Quote by lordofthefood1
But why would you play a barbarian? (unless you are an orc)

I just don't see how they are useful.

Barbarians are fun though. ..especially when they don't know how to read!


Why wouldn't you want to be a barbarian. They are slightly less equivalent to vikings.
Nighty Night keep your butthole tight
Quote by AlexiSinergy
I heard my mom talking to her friend about going to a ****ing dildo party!
#38
Quote by Sw00t
Why wouldn't you want to be a barbarian. They are slightly less equivalent to vikings.


because you could be a ranger!
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"all fatties report to the gym!"


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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#39
I'm a lvl 69 cleric

I can cast child raping +2 and child molesting +1

I'm going to hell
Se habla español

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People come up with the dumbest names for sexual acts. And the most disgusting concepts for sexual acts.

I'm tempted to report this thread because of how weird this is getting.



I saw x/taluha get her clock
#40
Quote by Sw00t
Why wouldn't you want to be a barbarian. They are slightly less equivalent to vikings.

Because Warriors are better!

Idunno though, I'd have to say Rouges are not fun to play. I played one last time. I was getting kicked all over the place and had such unlucky dice. With 19 dex, I shouldn't be setting off traps (oh, hi there halfling rouge).

I can't believe Gary Gygax died
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....