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#4
nice
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#5
HAHA!!
Thats awesome
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#8
uh wow, if that's not just a joke then holy **** that's hilarious lol
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#9
dude......i dont know what to say.....awesome i guess is the only thing...just....awesome
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#11
lol
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#12
I grinned but really didnt think it was funny enough to Laugh out loud..
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#13
LPDave wins the internet!!!
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#14
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

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#16
Quote by Teh_Asian_Pro
I grinned but really didnt think it was funny enough to Laugh out loud..

maybe because your asian and asians dont drink beer or vodka?
#17
Quote by druz15_UG
LPDave wins the internet!!!


thank you sir
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LPDave wins the internet!!!
#18
Quote by BlackVeins
maybe because your asian and asians dont drink beer or vodka?


Im not asian you fool.. And i drink plenty of vodka.. I just didnt rhink it was as funny as the rest of you make out..
Quote by MoshPitRock
ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#19
Quote by Teh_Asian_Pro
Im not asian you fool.. And i drink plenty of vodka.. I just didnt rhink it was as funny as the rest of you make out..

no im pretty sure your asian
#20
Wow, strange. I just read that page before seeing this thread.

Here are some other ones I found before:

To The Stoner Who Works at Cottage Inn Pizza
Rules for Living in the Apartment above Me <--recommend this for anyone living in an apartment like me.
To the Crazy-bat-shit Lady who picked up the free fridge

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#21
I love these treasures on Craigslist lol
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LPDave wins the internet!!!
#22
Quote by BlackVeins
no im pretty sure your asian

Lol ok, i bet you your mothers life im not..
Idiot..
Quote by MoshPitRock
ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#24
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#25
That guy is awesome; he left me a whole bottle of vodka!
Life is underrated.


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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#26
Quote by Teh_Asian_Pro
Lol ok, i bet you your mothers life im not..
Idiot..

i assure you
#27
Quote by fretsonfire74
Thats epic.

That's epic
#31
i think it would be funnier if it was actually true, but even still its funny no matter what
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Were you by any chance, exposing your scrotum to an open flame?
#34
Imagine being the guy ****ing his wife

And finding this.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#35
Quote by Xiaoxi
Wow, strange. I just read that page before seeing this thread.

Here are some other ones I found before:

To The Stoner Who Works at Cottage Inn Pizza
Rules for Living in the Apartment above Me <--recommend this for anyone living in an apartment like me.
To the Crazy-bat-shit Lady who picked up the free fridge

'The "bass" knob on your stereo stands for "Better Acoustic Sounding Songs" and should be cranked up as loud as possible to reflect quality. Try to listen only to rap, techno, and anything which features a kick drum the size of a delivery van. If the song has lyrics, you should turn the bass up so high that it sounds like the the singer is repeatedly chanting, "mwog bbblrrgm gwaf"'

that made me LOL really hard
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#36
Quote by zedeathmetal
'The "bass" knob on your stereo stands for "Better Acoustic Sounding Songs" and should be cranked up as loud as possible to reflect quality. Try to listen only to rap, techno, and anything which features a kick drum the size of a delivery van. If the song has lyrics, you should turn the bass up so high that it sounds like the the singer is repeatedly chanting, "mwog bbblrrgm gwaf"'

that made me LOL really hard


lol at all of them. but +1 to the guy from the first one cuz hes from omaha.
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With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#37
I didn't think the first one was anything to write home about, but I liked Xiaoxi's Crazy-Bat-Shit Lady one.
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#39
I love craigslist
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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