#1
Okay this is not really new...it's my 2nd parody but new to UG.

It's a WWE parody of HBK's "Sexy Boy"

=============MY PARODY's LYRICS=========


I think I'm horney, I know I'm tiny
I got the book, of girls goin wild

I got the dick, to really screw em
i need pills, to make my dick look fine

I'm just a horny boy (horny boy)
Im not your sex toy (sex Toy)
I'm just a horny boy (horny boy)
Im not your sex toy (sex Toy)

I jack off, to my computer,
porn's free to peek, when no one's around


They they want my ****, They know its locked
yes its real, but its all mine

I'm just a horny boy (horny boy)
Im not your sex toy (sex Toy)
I'm just a horny boy (horny boy)
Im not your sex toy (sex Toy)

Eat your puss out girls
Hands off the black mans dick


====ORIGINAL HBK LYRICS=====

I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy
I got the looks, that drives the girls wild

I got the moves, That really move them
I send chills, Up and down their spine

I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)

I make them hot, I make them shiver
Their knees get weak, whenever I'm around

They see me walk, They hear me talk
I make them feel, like they're on Cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise
#8
Don't give up your day job bud...
My Rig:

Guitars:
Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
#11
Quote by daytripper75
god. i thought the last one was bad.

you just keep lowering your standards dont you?
this is the new absolute zero. i thought the last one couldnt get any worse.

to be honest, im kinda intrigued. could someone suck worse than this?

proceed, TS.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#12
Heres an idea,super-glue a cinder-block to your face and jump off of the empire state building.

That would definitely hurt less (other people) then living your life thinking you were even remotely funny.

because,that song makes people want to kill themselves.
#13
WHY?!?! Why in the hell, would you want to even waste the time making something like this? It's not funny, and neither are you.
Quote by ShaunDiel
Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
#14
It's my Wife by Bon Jovi

Chorus:

It's my Wife......and it's now and ever.....I just wanna leave for better

I just wanna leave my love a lie...........IT"S......MY.....LAAAHIFE.......(SOLO)

truck beep! beep!

(It's my life) My heart is like an open Bargain......Like Funky said I did it my way I just wanna

live my love a Lie

It's My WIFE!!!!!
#15
Quote by Liger02
It's my Wife by Bon Jovi

Chorus:

It's my Wife......and it's now and ever.....I just wanna leave for better

I just wanna leave my love a lie...........IT"S......MY.....LAAAHIFE.......(SOLO)

truck beep! beep!

(It's my life) My heart is like an open Bargain......Like Funky said I did it my way I just wanna

live my love a Lie

It's My WIFE!!!!!



Why didn't your parents beat you to death for being as stupid as the threadstarter?
#16
wait I actually read them this time and.... I'm just wondering.. were you abused as a child? like did someone shove their **** in your ear or something? I don't get why you think everything sex-related is funny, maybe you're just immature.
#17
Quote by Liger02
It's my Wife by Bon Jovi

Chorus:

It's my Wife......and it's now and ever.....I just wanna leave for better

I just wanna leave my love a lie...........IT"S......MY.....LAAAHIFE.......(SOLO)

truck beep! beep!

(It's my life) My heart is like an open Bargain......Like Funky said I did it my way I just wanna

live my love a Lie

It's My WIFE!!!!!


#18
Its not funny if you are self-proclaimed funny..
Fail. Im sorry.
Quote by MoshPitRock
ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#19
Quote by Washburn1342
Heres an idea,super-glue a cinder-block to your face and jump off of the empire state building.

That would definitely hurt less (other people) then living your life thinking you were even remotely funny.

because,that song makes people want to kill themselves.


sigged

EDIT: It wont fit! Noooooooo!
Quote by MoshPitRock
ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


Last edited by Teh_Asian_Pro at Apr 6, 2008,
#20
I had to re-read that to make sure I wasn't just missing the joke...
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

Quote by damian_91
Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!