#1
WELL! Where to begin on something so epically terrifying as this...

My grandmother, she's at an older age and she's not really fully mobile, she can walk and such, just not at very good speeds, she has two speeds i'd say, slow and stop. And see, she has trouble using the bathrooms in her household because of her mobility issues, seeing as the bathrooms are on the 2 floor and one down the stairs in the basement area. So she has this like plastic bucket portable toilet thing and it sits smack dab in the middle of her living room.

Me and my mother came for a visit. Ans well just as luck would have it, that toilet there in the middle of the living room was being used.

so to make a long story short...
my mother and I walked in on my grandmother taking a....well a dump
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#3
oh man. pics? i kid i kid.
but. sleep well tonight!
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#4
isn't that... illegal? i've always wanted a bucket like that in my room.
#5
I want a toilet in the middle of my room....
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#6
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#13
I share your pain, I had a similar experience. My grandmother was very slow as well (RIP) and I used to go to her house every morning before school because my parents had to go to work, and in her later days she was loosing control of her..bodily functions.

So I was in her bathroom one morning brushing my teeth getting ready, etc. And then she knocks on the door and says: "Justin, I need to use the bathroom", so I says: "Okay, one minute" and then a few seconds later I hear "Ohhhh hhoo hoo my I'm peeing on the floor"

well I bolted out of there like hell.

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#15
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I share your pain, I had a similar experience. My grandmother was very slow as well (RIP) and I used to go to her house every morning before school because my parents had to go to work, and in her later days she was loosing control of her..bodily functions.

So I was in her bathroom one morning brushing my teeth getting ready, etc. And then she knocks on the door and says: "Justin, I need to use the bathroom", so I says: "Okay, one minute" and then a few seconds later I hear "Ohhhh hhoo hoo my I'm peeing on the floor"

well I bolted out of there like hell.


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#17
I lol'd
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#18
I only have the horrifying mental images.

I'll describe it as well as I can for the sake of the Pit.

We walk in and my grandmother's face is beat red in constipation, her pasty white overweight legs hanging off the side of the chair bucket thing. She sat there breathing some what heavy trying to drop this turd. My stomach immediately churned from the pure concentrated terror.

It was wrong on so many levels and I couldn't bear to make eye contact with the woman.
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#19
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#20
thx for ruining my ice cream
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#21
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I only have the horrifying mental images.

I'll describe it as well as I can for the sake of the Pit.

We walk in and my grandmother's face is beat red in constipation, her pasty white overweight legs hanging off the side of the chair bucket thing. She sat there breathing some what heavy trying to drop this turd. My stomach immediately churned from the pure concentrated terror.

It was wrong on so many levels and I couldn't bear to make eye contact with the woman.


I lol'd hard.
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#22
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thx for ruining my ice cream


sawry....
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#23
dude....tell me there weren't noises..both her mouth and her ass?

If so- you have the right to have permanent psychiatric problems.
#24
uhh...nice
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#25
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dude....tell me there weren't noises..both her mouth and her ass?

If so- you have the right to have permanent psychiatric problems.


oh there were noises!

I can only tell you that it didn't come out in one whole piece.

there was.. at least like 3 more little drops following

omg, i'm about to like lose it just typing it out
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#26
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oh there were noises!

I can only tell you that it didn't come out in one whole piece.

there was.. at least like 3 more little drops following

omg, i'm about to like lose it just typing it out



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#27

That almost made tonight worthwhile.
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#28
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that's hot.


and most likely gooey....
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#29
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and most likely gooey....


man this is turning me on way too much.
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#30
K i have to ask...was there a horrific smell?..or does she have the decency to carry an Air freshener around or at least have it attached to the mobile pooper?
#31
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hahahah you're hilarious
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#32
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K i have to ask...was there a horrific smell?..or does she have the decency to carry an Air freshener around or at least have it attached to the mobile pooper?


she has an air freshener thank God!
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#33
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hahahah you're hilarious


and i wasn't even trying
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#35
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Good...Good indeed my friend..


VERY good my friend

if she hadn't i seriously would've blown chunks all over my grandparents' house
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#36
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I only have the horrifying mental images.

I'll describe it as well as I can for the sake of the Pit.

We walk in and my grandmother's face is beat red in constipation, her pasty white overweight legs hanging off the side of the chair bucket thing. She sat there breathing some what heavy trying to drop this turd. My stomach immediately churned from the pure concentrated terror.

It was wrong on so many levels and I couldn't bear to make eye contact with the woman.


I lol'd sooooooooooo hard
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#38
2grandmas1bucket
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.