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#1
Alright so i went to stars and strikes (bowling and laser tag) and me and some friends were just waiting for more people (we were blazed as ****). Some lady came up to us and asked if one of us wanted to play laser tag with her kids. I said ok and she brought me in and payed for me and the kids were like five, i played laser tag with them and i realized something. I want to be a little kid again! They had so much fun in there. And i had it right with them cuz i was high. Lol.. They were runnin around gigglin and ****, it was fun.

Sooo.. What are your stories about being around little kids (high or not) and wanting to be young again? maybe im alone on this one.

/End: stupid story.
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#2
ok, its UG, how long before someone says "i wanna be a kid again so that its not called paedopilia"

anyway, yeah, whenever im with my cousin im like, awwww he finds the most boring things fun! that must be so entertaining.
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And i had it right with them cuz i was high. Lol.. They were runnin around gigglin and ****, it was fun.

#5
i have some stories about playing with little kids...but i dont want to tell them here. i dont know who might be reading this.
#6
I played lego with my little cousin, I would run the little guys towards him (like the defend the castle game) and he would have some random lego weapon and attack them as they ran towards him.


I found it entertaing...
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#8
I want to be old...like, really old. I wish I could just fast forward to me being 80.
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#9
the shools and kids TV shows these days are making all kids homosexual. no joke
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#10
I have some lollipops and a tricycle here in my van, children. Come along!
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#11
watchin childrens tv. i was up early yesterday morning (like 7 am) and i caught loads of childrens programmes, thats what i really miss. i was round some kids this morning and it was snowing, and they were goin mad over it. they have so much fun over soo many tiny things. but bein a teenager is better, i love the fact that some teenagers can just sit there and laugh at nothing, just laughing randomly
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I played lego with my little cousin, I would run the little guys towards him (like the defend the castle game) and he would have some random lego weapon and attack them as they ran towards him.


I found it entertaing...

as you should

my little cousin is afraid of getting a spec of dust on him... so yeah it's kinda boring really...
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I have some lollipops and a tricycle here in my van, children. Come along!


Bring them to my house, I've got lots of popsicles in my basement...MMMmmMmm
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What are your stories about being around little kids (high or not)


you dont wanna know
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#15
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i was round some kids this morning and it was snowing, and they were goin mad over it. they have so much fun over soo many tiny things.


I think that is the reason i miss my childhood. All the little tiny things that i didnt take advatage of when i was a kid. I was too busy playin N64. Im not gonna let my kids play video games until they are like 13, just so they can have the fun kids should be having first
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#16
I admit sometimes it is nice to regress back to childhood...thinks back to when i was 8 hmmm it seems to involve a sega megadrive, watching frasier and red dwarf and listening to queen and pink floyd...not much has changed really except i use an emulator now, not the console.
#17
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+1

my little brother's friends are all so FRIGGIN GAY!

and by gay i don't mean homosexual, i mean unmanly, and sissyish.

this one 12-year old fell down, scraped his knee, and started crying!! i mean, wtf??
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#22
I like playing with little children.
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#25
Heh, this morning I was bored so I turned on the Tele. I changed it to cartoon network and started watching Transformers. Then I realized how much violence is going on in kid's TV. This is why third graders are plotting to kill their teachers. ITS THE TV!
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#26
one time i was at the beach in santa cruz with my friend and we were sittin there being bored, and then we saw this swarm of indian kids, all about age 6, get together and build a sandcastle. and we were like woah thats intense. so we helped them, and made a bad ass sandcastle.
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#27
I love playing on playgrounds with my friends. There's a huge one at the local elementary school (its a big as a small house in square feet) with all these tubes and tunnels and things to climb on and swings and all that. It rules!
#28
I know man! Those were my favorites! The tunnels! I miss them.. God Damnit i wanna be a kid. lol
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#29
I hate small children...
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+1... little kids suck.
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#31
ahh, i went lasertagging with these little kids too..

****ing annoying though, the ones on my team kept shooting me..
#32
laser tag is just about the most fun thing to while baked. and i liked the little kids cause one of them showed me how to shoot the base haha
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#33
I went to my old school today to play some basketball with some friends... They have a hoop there like 8 1/2 ft so we could dunk lol... Well anyway I just look around and remember how much fun I had out on that play ground Miss those days... Also I remember the jungle gyms being bigger lol.
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Heh, this morning I was bored so I turned on the Tele. I changed it to cartoon network and started watching Transformers. Then I realized how much violence is going on in kid's TV. This is why third graders are plotting to kill their teachers. ITS THE TV!


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#37
I played with a little child once... That little squeler gave me 15 years


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#38
I hate little kids they all scream and jump on me and then when I try to get away from them they hump me....

I do have to say though, I was one WEIRD little kid. For fun I used to open and shut the car door all day long and I also used to steal fruits and hide them in my tonka truck. Yeah..I was a kleptomaniac as a toddler apparently.
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