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#2
Its own venom.

You have to milk it.
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#6
fire
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#9
No need for poisons.


Body spray/windex/any flammable spray + flame = Instant termination
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#10
Some Axe body spray and a lighter.
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#11
rolled up dirty magazine ftw!!
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#15
Bottom of your shoe
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#18
Using an aerosol can is cheating. The only fair way to fight it is by using matches and getting in close, be a man
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#19
Animal control would probably be a better idea than trying to light it on fire with axe (and wind up burning your house down) if you can, get it somewhere cold, which will slow it down, and keep it contained until someone less likely to die can come help.
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#20
168 grain hollowpoints. Lock n' load.
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#22
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a big rock on fire

fixed

EDIT: Why do you need to kill a Black Widow, exactly?
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#23
Fire
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#24
put it in a jar and fill it up with water.
then freeze the hell out of it.

widdowcubes anyone?
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#25
those eat their man after sex right? just give it another lesbian black widow then
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#26
^lollllll
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

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#27
A shotgun. Some people might call it overkill but it's best to be on the safe side.
#29
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theres a nest o fthem in my house right now

May I advise fleeing your house?
#30
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theres a nest o fthem in my house right now

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
#32
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axe did notwork


then you aren't doing it right
maybe a flaming axe will
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#33
I would just run away and let a professional deal with it.

I've most likely picked this option because we have no remotely dangerous wildlife here in the UK
#34
1- How did you end up with a whole nest of them in your house without noticing?

2- DON'T try to light them on fire, if you try to burn a nest of spiders I'd say there's a 95% chance you burn your house down.

3- Leave and call animal control.

4- Or, if you don't want to, you can try killing them one by one with a shoe and see how many you get before you die. Fun, no?
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#35
1) I hate any kind of spider.

2) You have black widows by your house? Call an expert wtf, are you retarded?
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#37
lol my house is of bricks and cemen so it wont burn down. My house is rally big (2000 square meters) and 5 stories high so ther are places where we dont pay atention but today we noticed.
#39
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4- Or, if you don't want to, you can try killing them one by one with a shoe and see how many you get before you die. Fun, no?



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#40
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lol my house is of bricks and cemen so it wont burn down.

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