#1
http://www.break.com/index/new-level-of-crazy.html

I really really wish I was the guy that called her. I love the part where the crazy lady's like "You're a life destroyer, you're a terrorist, you're a murderer". And where she's like "We have a list of people who have died because of telemarketers" and he's like "I'd think it'd be hard to prove that." And when she's like "Your wife will leave you" and he's like "I'm not married, mam". I'm gonna be a telemarketer now.
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#2
rather old
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#10
Ah this is hilarious haha


'how would you feel about people ringing you ever 5-10 minutes'

'It doesnt bother me ma'am, i already do'


*Awkward silence*
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#13
Hahahahaha

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#14
Aaaahhh how amusing. Is this real?
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#15
Ho. Ly. shit. I would not like to have her as a relative.
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#16
if she is complaining about not getting any sleep coz the phone is always ringin, why doesn't she just unplug it?
#19
'They will never ever ever be able to have a normal phone number, that's OK with you?'
'Yeah'
*silence*

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I would have said, 'Really? In our state we take sleeping pills.'
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#20
hahahahahahahahaha wtf
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#21
THis is old as hell, funny as **** though.

Oh yeah, the telemarketer is a hero in my book I love how he is just calm and like "okay" haha
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