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#1
She went so far as to call a family meeting (we've never had one) to announce her future career plans. She even apparently called my dad, who was at work, said there's a big emergency and to come home quickly. He fucking dented his bumper (I HIGHLY doubt it will be fixed by just hosing it off, like he says) hitting our porch because he was in such a hurry he drove into the front yard.

So then the meeting starts, and she's dressed up as a witch, by which I mean a halloween costume with the black pointy hat, etc. She tells us she's going to become a witch and doesn't need to go to school or university so my parents shouldn't worry. my dad tried to humor her and said "how the fuck are you going to make money as a witch?" and she said "you don't need money. you just need food and clothes and such. my powers will take care of all that."

then my mom got up, FUCKING RAN to her bedroom and came back with a bible and told my sister witchcraft is devil worship and it says so right in here. my sister said it wasn't, and then my mom became furious and told her to get out of her house. my sister said no, and then my mom threatened to call the fire department to come and force her out of the house.

so she's been out in the garage all night. things are finally starting to quiet down around here.

In any other situation, I would have found it strangely hysterical. I assume this isnt normal behavior for a 12 year old. And I think she does know what witches actually "are". Not like some strange Wizard of Oz fantasy or something. She's got Wiccen books and all that crap...

Edit: I'l provide updatesand such as time passes; the house is strangely quiet at the moment...
#2
If this is real, it's hi-larious.
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#3
That's fucking hilarious and utterly stupid, this is coming from a practicing Wiccan.
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#4
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#5
tell her that witches don't get to celebrate christmas.

that or slap her

hard.
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#8
She's 12, leave her alone.
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#10
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If this is real, it's hi-larious.

I can see how it would be funny to other people. But it's sort of like wtf for my parents and brothers and I. I swear my family should have our own reality show sometimes.
#11
Is she moving to live with her aunt and uncle in Bel Air?

Then your story would make more sense...
#13
I call bs. Why? Because of that dead cat thread you made, where you kicked it. That was a hoax for attention, and I bet this is too.
#14
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I call bs. Why? Because of that dead cat thread you made, where you kicked it. That was a hoax for attention, and I bet this is too.


This kind of stuff does happen sometimes, but yeah this seems a little fishy it's still hilarious.
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#15
And who are you to stand in the way of her bright future as a witch?
You gonna get hexed.
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#16
There's only one way to prove this

Pics of the dented car.

Pics of your sister dressed as a witch in the garage.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#19
whoa immaturity, stupidity, overly (crazy) religious people, and a witches hat?

man this stories got it all
#20
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There's only one way to prove this

Pics of the dented car.

Pics of your sister dressed as a witch in the garage.

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#22
Take her to Diagon Alley and help her select her witching supplies for Hogwarts.
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#24
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In any other situation, I would have found it strangely hysterical. I assume this isnt normal behavior for a 12 year old.


Let me tell you what isn't normal behaviour:

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then my mom got up, FUCKING RAN to her bedroom and came back with a bible and told my sister witchcraft is devil worship and it says so right in here. my sister said it wasn't, and then my mom became furious and told her to get out of her house. my sister said no, and then my mom threatened to call the fire department to come and force her out of the house.


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#25
ROFL for 30 minutes straight.
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#29
First reaction:

Second: Your mum should not be trying to force her 12 year old daughter out of the house. Ever. If she does anything else about it, call the police.
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#30
she probably ment that she wanted to be a *****.

*****s probably make alot of money..
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#31
This sounds a little fishy.

If it happens to be true , your mom clearly overreacted, with the bible stuff.
#33
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']And who are you to stand in the way of her bright future as a witch?
You gonna get hexed.

Seriously when my sister decided to be a which my mom supported her all the way, though my dads a witch hunter, so father could not know.


In another sense, wow. I think thats a bit exaggerating sending her to the garage for calling everyone over, and wanting to be a witch, a yell maybe, cause of the car thing, but to the garage?
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Seriously when my sister decided to be a which my mom supported her all the way, though my dads a witch hunter, so father could not know.


In another sense, wow. I think thats a bit exaggerating sending her to the garage for calling everyone over, and wanting to be a witch, a yell maybe, cause of the car thing, but to the garage?
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#37
You can't kick a 12 year old out of the house thats ****ing illegal. This is some CPS **** right here.
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#38
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She's 12, leave her alone.



Although my prevailing though after reading that is "Why would you call the Fire Department to force your kid out of the house?"

Just imagine getting that call!
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If this is real, it's hi-larious.


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#40
id be proud of your sister if i were you

it takes some guts to straight up announce that you're a witch to a religious christian family.