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#1
Cause I just caught my parents doing it...

similar stories?...god thats gross!
#6
I bet they've tried anal. Let that sift in your mind for a while.
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#7
Quote by iceman_8319
I bet they've tried anal. Let that sift in your mind for a while.


haha
...

#8
pics or it didn't happen.
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#9
Quote by iceman_8319
I bet they've tried anal. Let that sift in your mind for a while.


It's not like it's much worse Anal isn't as bad as people think.
#10
Quote by The Masterplan
hehe. how did they react ?


I openened my parents door a little to let my cat in...when I heard "hey!!!!" from both of them and saw my moms saggy fat ass naked on the bed...I looked away really quickly...I saw no details but I'm pretty sure I know what was going on
#11
Quote by Våd Hamster
It's not like it's much worse Anal isn't as bad as people think.


Parents having sex is one thing.
Parents getting kinky is another.
...

#13
Man,how kids get to say "My big brother saw me being conceived."

^^^Stole that from someone,in a way.
#14
Quote by Hannakins
Parents having sex is one thing.
Parents getting kinky is another.


How is it kinky? It's just another way of having sex

But lets stay on topic -

You just owned yourself TS
#15
Quote by Hannakins
Parents having sex is one thing.
Parents getting kinky is another.



Exactly, I never specified who was recieving.
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#16
Quote by SathiaSun
pics or it didn't happen.

+1

haha
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#17
Quote by SathiaSun
pics or it didn't happen.


+1
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o yeah by the way have fun remembering that for many years to cum whoops i mean come
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Ouch.


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#21
I'm so glad I've never experienced that.
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#22
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
I caught my sister doing it once. That's worse.


that doesn't sound to bad
#23
Quote by iceman_8319
I bet they've tried anal. Let that sift in your mind for a while.

lol

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#24
were they moaning? was she begging for him to make her plunge over the edge?
was he grunting as he gave his last ounce of energy up?
oh i fail so hard at trying to make it worse for you. i caught mine once as well, it was horrid.
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#26
I hear mine all the time. It's so loud [our rooms are adjacent, with really thin walls] I get a mental picture of everything.
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#28
I've walked in on my mom and her boyfriend of 3 years in a very... strange position. I didn't think it was possible. But this was like 2 years ago.
Holy hellfire. I seem to be back.
#29
It's horrible enough hearing them, let alone walking in on them during intense, elderly copulation...
#30
Walked in on:
1) My dad spanking it.
2) My mom without any pants on (Sleeping).
3) My dad and my step-mom.
4) My dad and some random bimbo, before my step-mom.
5) My step-dad spanking it.


Yeah, top that.
#31
Quote by Moggan13
It's horrible enough hearing them, let alone walking in on them during intense, elderly copulation...


oh god that just made it worse!!!

Im gonna need some therapy...or a lot of alcohol and some weed....that usually does the trick.
#33
Quote by Feischti
oh god that just made it worse!!!

Im gonna need some therapy...or a lot of alcohol and some weed....that usually does the trick.


Yeah that'll do it.
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#34
Quote by VIRUSDETECTED
Walked in on:
1) My dad spanking it.
2) My mom without any pants on (Sleeping).
3) My dad and my step-mom.
4) My dad and some random bimbo, before my step-mom.
5) My step-dad spanking it.


Yeah, top that.





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#35
Quote by VIRUSDETECTED
Walked in on:
1) My dad spanking it.
2) My mom without any pants on (Sleeping).
3) My dad and my step-mom.
4) My dad and some random bimbo, before my step-mom.
5) My step-dad spanking it.


Yeah, top that.


Hahahaha
#36
Quote by Hannakins
Parents having sex is one thing.
Parents getting kinky is another.


now all I can think of is bingo wings sagging through the gaps in those bondage suits
#39
Quote by Vermintide
Wait till you find sex shops in your mother's internet history.

Yeah.


I found a site for gay porn on my ex-father in laws com
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