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#1
If I feel like fapping to pictures of guitars? It's like girls to me almost, the more pricey they are the more I wana fap.

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#3
Lawl.
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#4
you might want to see a psychiatrist.
as long as you dont actually do it though, because the strings might cut you a little.
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#5
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The more pricey girls are to you...the more you want to fap?


Well, the hotter they are I guess.

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#6
your talking to the people who spend hours on a guitar forum


of course its not wrong

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#7


Oh baby?
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#8
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Oh baby?


Milf, oooohh yeah...

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#12
you have problems...just letting you know
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#15
fap away
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#17
I love my guitar like a sister... not a lover.

EDIT - Is fapping what I think it is?
#19
The only problem I can forsee is if you end up not being sexually attracted to human beings. That might not even be a problem in the end anyways, but if you're not hurting anyone else, and you're probably harming yourself, then what could possibly be the problem?
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#20
nah of course not, but if you want to get off it, just start slow and fap to girls with guitars... mmm theres nothing sexier...
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#21
I lick my bass a lot, but its clean...
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#22
Quote by PlagueX1
If I feel like fapping to pictures of guitars? It's like girls to me almost, the more pricey they are the more I wana fap.

I'm sorry, but be honest. You've never fapped to a picture of a guitar, nor have you ever had sexual feelings for a guitar.
#23
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fap away

evem though i play guitar,that looks like a sweet bass
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#24
When you take it a step further and want to f*ck a guitar just be careful of the strings and all B.C Rich's.
#25
Fap to what you will, as long as it is not a Wangcaster!
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#26
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I love my guitar like a sister... not a lover.

EDIT - Is fapping what I think it is?


Yes it is. Fapping = Rubbing your dick so it feels like sex.
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#28
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I'm sorry, but be honest. You've never fapped to a picture of a guitar, nor have you ever had sexual feelings for a guitar.


Never said I did do it, said that I get the feeling of wanting to.

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Fap to what you will, as long as it is not a Wangcaster!



Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#30
Quote by meh17


I'd tap that


The neck on that looks so short.

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#32
Maybe you could start with pics of girls with guitars and then with pics of girls.
#33


That guitar has my heart... Jesper's signature guitar from In Flames.

I'm getting a much cheaper varient once I pay off a bunch of fines.
#34
Quote by Seef


That guitar has my heart... Jesper's signature guitar from In Flames.

I'm getting a much cheaper varient once I pay off a bunch of fines.


I love them explorer shaped bodies.

Guitars:
-Jackson DXMG (SH-2N, SH-6)
-Schecter Hellraiser C1 (18v)
-Ibanez XPT707FX (Blackouts)
-Ibanez BTB 400 Bass

Main Amp: Mesa DR Roadster

#35
ts, stop looking for attention. now delete this thread and go hug your parents.
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

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#36
Quote by PlagueX1
The neck on that looks so short.


I think the bass is on an angle so it only gives the illusion that it's short.
#37
Quote by Seef
I think the bass is on an angle so it only gives the illusion that it's short.


Thats what she said! bam!
#38
Quote by meh17
I lick my ass a lot, but its clean...

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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#39
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I like to do little children, and i cut my dog's balls off and ate them


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