#1
A man walking through the forest came upon a cabin. He looked through the a window a saw a man lying in the seat, dead. There wore no gunshot/stab/poison wounds in him. What killed him?


***He wasn't suicidal***
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old age
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#7
Carbon Monoxide or he was allergic to cabins
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#8
none of these
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#12
I'm sorry, but there aren't any clues in the riddle for the answer. Any death besides suicide would make sense.
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A man walking through the forest came upon a cabin. He looked through the a window a saw a man lying in the seat, dead. There wore no gunshot/stab/poison wounds in him. What killed him?


***He wasn't suicidal***


well, this man walking through the forest must be MASSIVE, if he managed to cum ALL OVER a cabin.

clearly, the man inside died from the overwhelming odor of seamen blanketing his cabin.


EDIT: oh...a plane.....
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#20
It could be anything that isn't a gunshot/stabbing/poisoning.

I'm gona guess he was trying out some new choke wanking techniques, when he accidentally slipped into the magic death chair of the ancient Maoi-Maoi tribe.

However upon contact with the chair he realized that the bloke he bought it off had obviously ripped him off and just sold him a standard chair.

In his rage he began to furiously wank again, bursting a blood vessal in his eye. In his state of temporary blindness he slipped on the bottle of lube he carelessly left on the floor and stepped back on to the arm of the chair, which got lodged in his anus. After removing the chair arm he sat back down and decided to have a nap.

He died in his sleep
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#21
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well, this man walking through the forest must be MASSIVE, if he managed to cum ALL OVER a cabin.

clearly, the man inside died from the overwhelming odor of seamen blanketing his cabin.


EDIT: oh...a plane.....




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#22
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It could be anything that isn't a gunshot/stabbing/poisoning.

I'm gona guess he was trying out some new choke wanking techniques, when he accidentally slipped into the magic death chair of the ancient Maoi-Maoi tribe.

However upon contact with the chair he realized that the bloke he bought it off had obviously ripped him off and just sold him a standard chair.

In his rage he began to furiously wank again, bursting a blood vessal in his eye. In his state of temporary blindness he slipped on the bottle of lube he carelessly left on the floor and stepped back on to the arm of the chair, which got lodged in his anus. After removing the chair arm he sat back down and decided to have a nap.

He died in his sleep

lol, autoerotic asphyxiation.