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#1
So over the years, I've realized that i want to become a witch! But everyone thinks its 'devil worship'
wtf is like wrong with them?!
I was like talking to my parents today and when I told my mom she like freaked out and like grabbed a bible and shoved it in my face!
WTF mom?
Then my snotty brother like came up to me and said he was going to like make fun of me on like the internet!
WTF?
I even told my parents it was like no problem that im becomin a witch because I won't be going to like university or any of that non-witch stuff. I even said i could conjure up my own food and clothes but they still freaked!

plz help me UG, on only a 12 yr old! wtf!
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#6
Fail thread is fail.

now materialize me a sandwich woman!
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#7
You should have waited until the other thread was off the 1st page for a while to make this one.
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#8
Quote by FireandFlames
You have to be 13 to use UG.


And an IQ over 50, but that usually gets ignored around here.
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#10
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You should have waited until the other thread was off the 1st page for a while to make this one.


and miss out on the fun of it?
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#11
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!11!


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#14
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and miss out on the fun of it?

to make this one a whole lot less obvious?
Quote by Noyon999

They will be on their knees begging for mercy... But The Pit shall have no such mercy and finish them with a "HADOKEN!"


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#15
I am NOT amused. haha I C wat U did thar
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#16
Yeah witches arent "new" been around a long time....

and you fail epically
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#17
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so this new religion says that u must say "like" atleast 50 times per sentence..
phail!!!


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#20
wellllll looks like you copied the idea of a 'parody thread' and nobody is laughing....sorry man....
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#22
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wellllll looks like you copied the idea of a 'parody thread' and nobody is laughing....sorry man....



damn

/suicide
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#23
Quote by FireandFlames
I didn't see the other thread.


My statement still stands :p
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#26
It's Harry Potter!!!
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

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#27
Quote by jeremessmore
banned because i am glad to see i am not the only one who accidentally does the ban out of place....

banned becasue this isnt the "ban the user above you" thread
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#30
Quote by jeremessmore
banned because i was just saying that i now know i am not the only one who does that out of place wait there i go again

banned befcause you can spell becasue the right way
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#34
Quote by XxRustInPeacexX
banned befcause you can spell becasue the right way


How about you stop talking?


Damn, I'm cranky tonight
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#37
Quote by jeremessmore
banned because sometimes my fingers get confused when i spell because

banned becasue [WOOHOO I SPELT IT RIGHT!! yay me] y=mx+b
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#40
Quote by jeremessmore
banned because it's not funny anymore, i got it the first time, i will now spell because correctly

banned because you just killed the easter bunny
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
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