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#5
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
Would you do it?

If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
#6
silly, naive 08ers
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#9
Quote by dylanfujii
yea i wann no that 2

Goooood ol 2k8
"We wanna have fun and we wanna get wasted." - Andrew W.K.

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I think devildriver, lamb of god and killswitch are the best black metal probably ever.

Quote by andyq777
the clean vox weren't bad a lot

XBL: Tim The Hero
#12
what girls are you directing this at?

there are none on the internet....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#15
1. Girls are individuals with individual taste.

2. They are not on the internet.

Edit: Actually you know what, I myself am not a believer in statement #1. All girls are actually pretty much the same, and I'll stand by that notion until I find one that's different.
Survivor of the St. John's Lockdown
Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

Quote by The_Paranoia

Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

Gun Facts: Educate Yourself
#17
hey ts, you are aware that there are only about eight girls on UG...
but seeing as im one i guess ill help you

i like clean smelling boys who can be men and not little bitches and who have nice bodies, aka no fatties

and they should be 5'8 +
#19
penis?

ASS, YOU BEAT ME TO IT^^^^^
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ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


Quote by gsr2k6
I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#20
Quote by Pisforprenup
hey ts, you are aware that there are only about eight girls on UG...
but seeing as im one i guess ill help you

i like clean smelling boys who can be men and not little bitches and who have nice bodies, aka no fatties

and they should be 5'8 +


superficial statement is super-official.
#22
I love how none of the responses in this thread have been from a girl
Quote by powerhead
Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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You sir, are a true hero.


Quote by silversoulcage
Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#23
Quote by cheeseman3001
silly, naive 08ers



Youve only been here one year, or maybe less, and your ridiculing someone who joined this year? Something doesnt seem right here. Its never a great idea to upkeep a reputation you dont have. That, and these are internet forums, not 'im king of the mountain, rawr.'
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#25
Quote by Pisforprenup
no?


FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!


um.....nevermind.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#26
Quote by Its_Rock77
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!


um.....nevermind.


hahaha, was that a mortal combat reference?
if not, then i have no idea what you were trying to get at
#28
The secret to getting girls lies in making threads in the pit asking about it. You will always win doing that.
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#30
Quote by Pisforprenup
last time i checked i mos def am in posession of some female parts

"Don't take anything I say seriously."

i guess you don't have female parts.
#31
in all seriousness though, i agree with that person who said all girls have different types, and you honestly should never try to make girls like you. you want to get the girls who like you for you.

and yes i know how cheesy that sounds. but im pretty sure me saying that also proves im a chick
#32
Quote by FlyingFuc!<
"Don't take anything I say seriously."

i guess you don't have female parts.


you totally clicked my profile cause i said i was a girl, which proves that girls get more profile views.
wowwie wow wow

haha, and you read into too much
#34
Quote by Pisforprenup
in all seriousness though, i agree with that person who said all girls have different types, and you honestly should never try to make girls like you. you want to get the girls who like you for you.

and yes i know how cheesy that sounds. but im pretty sure me saying that also proves im a chick

or gay...really really gay
#35
Quote by The Spoon
or gay...really really gay

What is wrong with being gay?
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#36
Quote by The Spoon
or gay...really really gay

yeah i'm with spoon on this one.

restless homosexual male creates ultimate-guitar profile to troll pit-goers....
sounds about right...
#40
Quote by Pisforprenup
well i do like men...A LOT

i think this is another one of those

"dont take anything i say seriously" moments
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