#1
self explanatory


any movie that has will ferrell in it, whether he's a lead or just making a cameo
#2
Mom! The meatloaf! F**K!!!

Big Red. If you don't chew big red, then F*** you.
#3
"The night is a very dark time for me."
"It's dark for everyone you douche!"
"Nu uh! Not for Eskimos and guys with night vision goggles!"

Yeah, I probably butchered it a bit.
#4
You ate the the cheese wheel and pooped in the fridge?!?!?

I'm not even mad...Thats amazing!
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#5
The Network is complaining about the lack of diversity.

Diversity? What's that?

I believe it is a large wooden ship from the Civil War.

Ron, why would the network complain about the lack of a large wooden ship?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#6
"I will take your mother dorothy mantooth out for a nice steak dinner, go dancing, AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN"

"It's called Black panther, made with chunks of real panther. It's illegal in 9 countries so you know its good. You know they say that 60% of the time it works everytime"
#8
Baxter, bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#9
the entire baby jesus scene from ricky bobby. i know its not a line, but i cant remember it for some reason
Well, Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die,

I'm a little bit scared of what comes after

Do I get the gold chariot?

Do I float through the ceiling?
#13
East Harlem Shakedown, E flat? Keep the cymbals splashy, and, Jay, let's take the bass line for a walk.
#14
Quote by wyantsm
Mom! The meatloaf! F**K!!!

Big Red. If you don't chew big red, then F*** you.


YES Wedding Crashers is a good movie.
#15
get out of my face

ill get inside your face

its made from real whale bone

Blades of Glory
Ibanez sz720fm,Ibbly RG350DX, Custom Tele-> Dunlop 535Q->RAT Pro co II-> Ibanez Fuzz->Marshall Haze 40.
Tascam US-800 and a hand full of Mics into Nedundo 4

my music, new recording on the way in 2014

[B]insert witty italicized quote here
#16
I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

Personal Philosophy: Clothing Optional
#17
the meatloaf one is close but the best is probably..

"If you don't chew Big Red, then F*** YOU!!"
...why?
#18
Milk was a bad choice.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
Blades of glory

"I see you got fat"
will:" I see you still lok like a 15 year old girl, but not hot"

EDIT: some more...

Ricky Bobby: Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

Ricky Bobby: From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo.
Cal Naughton, Jr: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
--F-F-T-S---
--EbOla----
---name pending?--

Quote by PlayMadness
No. Everybody dies. And one day, given that your relationship doesn't crash and burn like so many do, one of you will end up deep in sorrow while watching the other one die.


Last edited by tincho729 at Apr 7, 2008,
#20
"la tigra? blue steel? magnum? theyre all the same look! whats wrong with you people? i feel like im taking crazy pills here!"
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#21
another one from Blades of Glory

"Who are you supposed to be?"
"JFK... It's going to make sense!"
#22
Quote by Zugunruhe
"la tigra? blue steel? magnum? theyre all the same look! whats wrong with you people? i feel like im taking crazy pills here!"


omg... how could i have forgotten about the greatest movie of all time?!?!?
#24
"... funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite ..."

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f