Page 1 of 2
rastaman12
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
26 IQ
#1
I know coming to the pit for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ****ing good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like **** right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just ****ed my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, UG, is WHAT THE **** DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?

Pic very related; that's Karen.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/Totse_photos/508442295_lkaren.jpg
Last edited by rastaman12 at Apr 7, 2008,
cheeseman3001
Fighting Crime
Join date: Mar 2007
226 IQ
#2
reported
Living is easy with eyes closed...
--------------------------

Quote by GnR_ROK
I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
ir0n_ma1den
UG Newbie
Join date: Sep 2006
89 IQ
#3
cool.

i hope your story is real, cause if its not.....

i will report you.


pics of Karen!
Founder of the Mike.h murder case group
Mike.h murder case
This day will go down in Lulzfamy.


Quote by Audio™
The Pit can't even solve what they want for lunch let alone how to save the world.
Last edited by ir0n_ma1den at Apr 7, 2008,
AndyMcDandy
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2007
168 IQ
#5
"What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?"


People usually don't...
Gear:
Gibson Les Paul Classic Ebony with gold hardware
Fender American Stratocaster 3 color sunburst maple fretboard tortoise shell pickguard
Martin 000-M Auditorium
Mesa Boogie F-50
Maxon OD-9
Dunlop 535Q Wah pedal
Stoner stone
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2006
1,368 IQ
#7
oh....oh my
Quote by seokorn
your awesome stoner

Quote by Frobot!
Tapeman is my hero.
Eighteen4Ever
Guitar noob
Join date: Jul 2007
689 IQ
#8
My name happens to be Jordan, thus upon reaching that part of your story, I became about 8x more disturbed.

As for the story... it's so nightmarish, I almost WANT to believe it.
That's some classy trolling though, props.
Quote by bassmanjoe08
I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
Last edited by Eighteen4Ever at Apr 7, 2008,
soXlittleXtimeX
Woot! Woot!
Join date: Aug 2005
536 IQ
#9
that is probably the weirdest thing i've read in my life


no joke...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
kyle100
The One and Only
Join date: Aug 2006
335 IQ
#11
LMFAO. You sir, are my favourite troll ever.
My Rig:

Guitars:
Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
Red33
This is a save point.
Join date: Oct 2007
523 IQ
#12
Quote by AndyMcDandy
"What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?"


People usually don't...




SIGGED
Rag Mop Do Do Duh DoDo Dedo Do!!!!!

R_A_G_G_M_O_P_P

RAGMOP
punkmetalA7X91
young metal head
Join date: Oct 2007
72 IQ
#14
where is the pic?????
Quote by LaGrange
Shouldnt have said the unspoken words of MG in the pit. Now look at what ya dun.


Quote by Mecler
A guitar made of wood?
That's such a ****ing brilliant idea!
Chad48309
UG's Best Cannibal
Join date: May 2007
743 IQ
#18
Murder her.
Sincerely, Chad.
Quote by LP Addict
LP doesnt have to stand for les paul.. it can stand for.... lesbian porn.
srv34
UG's Joe walsh
Join date: Mar 2006
20 IQ
#19
May I have sex with your sister?


I feel bad for the child who owns this account, his friend probably went on and wrote this rediculous thread as a joke and has gotten said child banned from UG.


If its actually true your one sick monkey
Its_Rock77
Anthony Green Fanboy <3
Join date: Jul 2007
1,501 IQ
#20



...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
IMABBALLPLAYER
doesnt really play bball
Join date: Nov 2006
1,880 IQ
#21
Part of me is believes this, and part of me doesn't.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
TooFast
Sometimes slow
Join date: Jan 2007
478 IQ
#22
I'd hit it. Yeah^ Looks kind of legit, though.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
ir0n_ma1den
UG Newbie
Join date: Sep 2006
89 IQ
#23
better pic?

which one is it?
Founder of the Mike.h murder case group
Mike.h murder case
This day will go down in Lulzfamy.


Quote by Audio™
The Pit can't even solve what they want for lunch let alone how to save the world.
ir0n_ma1den
UG Newbie
Join date: Sep 2006
89 IQ
#26
you know what would be funny?

If you got her pregnant, or she gave you an STD.
Founder of the Mike.h murder case group
Mike.h murder case
This day will go down in Lulzfamy.


Quote by Audio™
The Pit can't even solve what they want for lunch let alone how to save the world.
70x7
UG's Brown Sound
Join date: Feb 2005
132 IQ
#27
I too would like to plow your sister.


Even though the TS is full of ****.
Quote by Alterationsgtrs
While watching Scooby Doo

Velma- Jinkies, I lost my glasses
Me- Oh they're right here (while furiously masturbating)


Edwardthegreat5
shiiiet
Join date: Jan 2006
1,434 IQ
#28
This isn't real, I've seen it on a ton of other forums.


Nice ctrl+v you got there.
Quote by Pinky&The Brain

Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering pinky?

Pinky
I think so, Brain, but where would we buy rubber pants at this hour?
rastaman12
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
26 IQ
#31
Quote by saxaxe
To make us completely sure, we need....better pics. Of the deed/said sister in less clothes. PM them to me and I'll report here that you're telling the truth.


No you sick bastard thats my sister.
ir0n_ma1den
UG Newbie
Join date: Sep 2006
89 IQ
#32
your one lucky man... erm, i mean brother.
Founder of the Mike.h murder case group
Mike.h murder case
This day will go down in Lulzfamy.


Quote by Audio™
The Pit can't even solve what they want for lunch let alone how to save the world.
limefan913
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2006
154 IQ
#34
You've got to be ****ing kidding me. Is she your full sister, step sister, half sister? I'm not sure whether to laugh, be sympathetic or be appalled. Or think you're just trolling...

If she's your step sister, do it again.
If she's got a genetic relationship, it's a bit weird. Ok, really weird.
If you're trolling, that's not a bad job.

That being said, which one in that pic is her
-limefan913

Quote by Chad48309
Quote by The_lizard_king
Originally Posted by The_lizard_king
It really does relieve stress. I was pissed off for a week because I didn't jerk off, so if you quit it you will go mad.
I don't think that's the correct use of the phrase "going mad."
ir0n_ma1den
UG Newbie
Join date: Sep 2006
89 IQ
#35
Quote by rastaman12
No you sick bastard thats my sister.


LOL! you're saying this AFTER you ****ed your sister.
Founder of the Mike.h murder case group
Mike.h murder case
This day will go down in Lulzfamy.


Quote by Audio™
The Pit can't even solve what they want for lunch let alone how to save the world.
TooFast
Sometimes slow
Join date: Jan 2007
478 IQ
#37
You just ****ed her...and HE'S the sick bastard?
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
SteaminGeezer
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
102 IQ
#38
Quote by rastaman12
I know coming to the pit for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ****ing good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like **** right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just ****ed my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, UG, is WHAT THE **** DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?

Pic very related; that's Karen.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/Totse_photos/508442295_lkaren.jpg



http://youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE
soXlittleXtimeX
Woot! Woot!
Join date: Aug 2005
536 IQ
#39
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Part of me is believes this, and part of me doesn't.



yeah I know what you mean


I actually almost feel sorry for this guy...


Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.