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#1
I know coming to the pit for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ****ing good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like **** right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just ****ed my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, UG, is WHAT THE **** DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?

Pic very related; that's Karen.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/Totse_photos/508442295_lkaren.jpg
Last edited by rastaman12 at Apr 7, 2008,
#2
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#3
cool.

i hope your story is real, cause if its not.....

i will report you.


pics of Karen!
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#5
"What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?"


People usually don't...
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#6
no pics i am sad
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#8
My name happens to be Jordan, thus upon reaching that part of your story, I became about 8x more disturbed.

As for the story... it's so nightmarish, I almost WANT to believe it.
That's some classy trolling though, props.
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#9
that is probably the weirdest thing i've read in my life


no joke...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#11
LMFAO. You sir, are my favourite troll ever.
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#12
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"What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?"


People usually don't...




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#14
where is the pic?????
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#18
Murder her.
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#19
May I have sex with your sister?


I feel bad for the child who owns this account, his friend probably went on and wrote this rediculous thread as a joke and has gotten said child banned from UG.


If its actually true your one sick monkey
#20



...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#21
Part of me is believes this, and part of me doesn't.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#22
I'd hit it. Yeah^ Looks kind of legit, though.
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#23
better pic?

which one is it?
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#26
you know what would be funny?

If you got her pregnant, or she gave you an STD.
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#27
I too would like to plow your sister.


Even though the TS is full of ****.
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#28
This isn't real, I've seen it on a ton of other forums.


Nice ctrl+v you got there.
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#31
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To make us completely sure, we need....better pics. Of the deed/said sister in less clothes. PM them to me and I'll report here that you're telling the truth.


No you sick bastard thats my sister.
#32
your one lucky man... erm, i mean brother.
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#34
You've got to be ****ing kidding me. Is she your full sister, step sister, half sister? I'm not sure whether to laugh, be sympathetic or be appalled. Or think you're just trolling...

If she's your step sister, do it again.
If she's got a genetic relationship, it's a bit weird. Ok, really weird.
If you're trolling, that's not a bad job.

That being said, which one in that pic is her
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It really does relieve stress. I was pissed off for a week because I didn't jerk off, so if you quit it you will go mad.
I don't think that's the correct use of the phrase "going mad."
#35
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No you sick bastard thats my sister.


LOL! you're saying this AFTER you ****ed your sister.
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#37
You just ****ed her...and HE'S the sick bastard?
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#38
Quote by rastaman12
I know coming to the pit for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ****ing good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like **** right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just ****ed my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, UG, is WHAT THE **** DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?

Pic very related; that's Karen.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/Totse_photos/508442295_lkaren.jpg



http://youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE
#39
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Part of me is believes this, and part of me doesn't.



yeah I know what you mean


I actually almost feel sorry for this guy...


Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
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