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#1
so, i have TAUGHT my friend everything he knows (about 90 percent of it), all the time, he wants to play songs like "sunshine of your love", the wrong way, and talk about how it sounds better....after i taught him correctly......and ive been playing guitar for about 6 months now, i can tap and play erruption, i know pretty much all the chords you will ever really need to use, i can tune by ear, and i know one scale....

as we all know, im NOT the best, but, my friend trys to be all "gatngstaz" while beinga guitar player.....and, he thinks lil wayne is better than me.....i dont think so....now im not being racisist or anything, because we all know who the best guitar player who ever lived was (hendrix), but there is NO possible way, some sqeaky voiced ****ing "hood" ass "nigga" punk will ever be better than me....im sorry, but lil wayne couldnt play guitar for his life, much less his "hoes" or "benjahmeins".......does anyone agree?

also, he always talks about how is as good as me, when he doesent even knowthe basics(or want to know for that matter), and how if he could tap, hed bejust as good...again, am i in the wrong,or he an egotisticle dumbass?
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Last edited by KOTAZ at Apr 7, 2008,
#2
lolwut?

But seriously- I agree to an extent- if he's "gangsta" tell him to freestyle or beatbox or somethin..even then though, it's his decision- no matter how wierd it is
#5
You are in the wrong, because you can't even express yourself properly. Also, I felt the thing about not being 'racisist' was completely unnecessary. The guy's race doesn't matter, and the fact that you mentioned it like that, well... makes you sound like you are prejudiced based on his race.
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#6
im stoned by the way guys.....
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#7
not being racist? incase you forgot "nigga" is a racist term n00b. oh and just let him think what he wants to I had an asshole friend like that too best way to deal with this is to ignore him or beat his ass
#8
wow.. lil wayne knows how to play the guitar. that's news to me
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#9
WOAH! hold on there baby, i was quoting the wayne himself,thats why i said the whole racist deal, cuz im not, i **** black chicks all the time.....skin aint a biggie for me man......its just the fact that he raps.....and sometimes he raps about his guitar.....NO!, ILLIGAL, FAIL!
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#10
WOAH!, hey, ehhh....Christine....wanna meet up sumtime???
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#11
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i **** black chicks all the time.....skin aint a biggie for me man



You pimp.. you tap a melting pot of ass don't you.
#12
can someone send me 30 USD by the way?
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#13
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WOAH! hold on there baby, i was quoting the wayne himself,thats why i said the whole racist deal, cuz im not, i **** black chicks all the time.....skin aint a biggie for me man......its just the fact that he raps.....and sometimes he raps about his guitar.....NO!, ILLIGAL, FAIL!

#14
Dude. You've been palying six months. You do not know every chord you could possibly need. You may think you can tap. You cannot do so correctly, and it is to my assumption you are tapping as fast as you can BELIEVING you are doing so correctly. I'm not trying to reiticule you. Take some time and think. Read over what you typed. Don't be so up yourself. Relax.
#15
Lil' Wayne might just not want to tap and play stuff like Eruption... Because his taste obviously differs. Doesn't make him any worse as a guitarist. He probably has strengths elsewhere, I don't know, I don't even know who this guy is.

Hendrix being the best is also a matter or taste, or even what seems to be an issue on this site; 'OPINION'. As it happens, it's a fairly common opinion, but it's probably not shared by most people on UG.

Crazy stuff.

PS. Tapping isn't that hard. Sweep arpeggios at 10 NPS after 6 months... Then I'll be impressed.

EDIT: After reading your other posts I now realise this is a joke.

Or if it's not, then you're mother should take you back to customer services.
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#16
This is the worst excuse for a thread I've seen since the i just f**ked my sister 1. You've been playing for 6 months and your going to brag about playing eruption when you know 1 scale? I'm laughing but its a confused laugh my friend. also it does make you rasist for stereotyping lil wayne like that. I have friends who act hardcore and where baggy clothing and love CCR and The Alman Brothers.
#17
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im stoned by the way guys.....


covering your racist remarks with filthy lies, if you were stoned you wouldnt care what others thought + who the **** is lil Wayne never heard of him
#18
Oh and to add on.... there's no way after 6 months you can play Eruption. That's just ridiculous.
#19
Lil Wayne's better than you.


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#20
impretty sure i can tap correctly........im working on the whole sweep picking thing.....yeah.....its getting there......im still trying to get there.........uh......i know more scales.....but, the one im talking about i can play without missing a beat.......if were talkingabout just scales i know....then like.... 3 or 4......i cant help it, im self taught....did i mention that? never had a lesson dude, not once....uh.....and my space bar is broken, and its starting to piss me off..
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#22
lil wayne plays guitar.... video please
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#23
im gonna die huh?
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#24
go figure dumbass, its all tapping, trem picking, and the whole hammer-on pull-off really fast thingy....(forgot the name...)
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#25
because we all know who the best guitar player who ever lived was (hendrix)



u sir are a retard
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#26
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PS. Tapping isn't that hard. Sweep arpeggios at 10 NPS after 6 months... Then I'll be impressed.


"I know pretty much all the chords you will ever need to use." lol wut?

You're as arrogant as your friend, noob.
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#28
yeah look at him play live, hes terrible. i was actually impressed when you said he could play guitar but he plain blows.
Word.
#29
**** off dude, you know what i mean goddamit
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#30
You're just being extremely cocky now..
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#31
lol, trickle, thank you...
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#32
i declare that this thread officially reeks of phail
TS go back to kindergarten and when you've grown up, come back to UG, then we'll talk
good day to you sir

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#33
He is bad but I havent actually heard him play live every video i find their is always some loud ass black girls screaming about how fine he is
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#34
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lol, trickle, thank you...

by no means was i defending you. your actually kinda dumb.
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#35
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#36
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He is bad but I havent actually heard him play live every video i find their is always some loud ass black girls screaming about how fine he is

im pretty sure thats cause its all videos from one show. He really is atrocious. TS, I think you probably are better than him, but that doesn't mean you're not an ass anymore.
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#37
i declare druz15_UG is a faggot ass elitist, and needs to get the **** off my forum....
*tips hat*
get a ****ing life and then ill askyou a question, bitch....
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#38
i bet this guy masturbates to furnitureporn.com

this sh*t makes next to no sense, its ridiculous bagging someone whos famous and earning a crust from music when all you are is a 'bedroom shredder', or should i say 'bed wetter'
#39
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#40
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is that a group of those famed chavs I always hear about on this site
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