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#1
I was thinking about this the other day. I doubt this would ever happen IRL. But if you could and the girl was ok with it, would you?
#2
why not?
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#3
I sure as hell wouldn't fucking pull out if it was on.

I'm sorry, but what a rubbish topic.
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#4
I already have.

Wasn't as good as Moonsorrow's Viides Luku - Havitetty though.
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#7
Insert a certain lame joke about a certain Cannibal Corpse song here.

I would. But I'll never have sex.

#9
hell yes! I've always wanted to listen to Belphegor while i was having sex
#10
probly not. pantera yes, or jazz (gets them in the mood)
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#11
so fun, especially when the lady is into the music as well... get a song with a nice steady beat ... so good.

ive had sex to just about every kind of music imaginable, because Winamp is always on shuffle... so shuffling through 10000 songs for a couple hours will usually go through a little bit of everything.
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#12
Cue 6000 virgins posting something to do with 'lol i cum blood'

What a gaytarded thread.
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#14
I was listening to a slow Opeth song once and my mom came in and said that it was date/makeout music, and didn't think i listened to that kind of stuff.
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#16
Lol. Somehow, I think it would be kinda cool with some BM, like some Wolves in the Throne Room or somthing with that kinda atmosphere. Enslaved's 793 (Slaget om Lindisfarne) would be cool as well.
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#17
i did at a piss-up at a mate's place with Urgrund playing full blast in the next room... not that bad. generally i dont put music on when im having sex though.
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#18
Been there done that. I find stuff like Rob Zombie's latest album better for it though; that guys got a damn good rhythm for that kind of thing.
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#19
I wouldn't.

It would just be too ****ing awkward. Maybe to some Melodic DM, but anything other than that would seem weird.
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#20
Yeah, I've shagged to Darkthrone before. Death metal or deathgrind/goregrind would be odd though. Feminist grind/crust for when she's on top.
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#21
why not eh??
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#24
^ what he said.

seriously though, I always thought October Rust - Type O Negative would be great to listen to during sex. Death/ grind would be a bit of a mood kill, I'd imagine.
#25
id feel like a rapist if i had sex to most of the bm i listen to. aussie war metal (not like abominator) is good, ie Urgrund, Destroyer 666, Destruktor, Gospel Of The Horns. also Grenade and Vomitor
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#26
well, i would totally do it with a willing hot chick at a death metal concert, so yes.

i dont really think it could put me off a random shag. though i wouldnt really want to have it on say the first time in a serious relationship.
#28
Strapping Young Lad + getting head = epic win

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#29
Totally, but like black or folk metal or melodeath at most. Grind or death would feel to crazy and sick. It just doesnt seem like a sexable genre =P. But hey, people like different ****... it might work on some occasions.
#30
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I was thinking about this the other day. I doubt this would ever happen IRL. But if you could and the girl was ok with it, would you?



I have, but it was kinda weird. We had to do it in the car for specific reasons, and she said I can put on whatever I wanted. So of course, I pop in Black Dahlia Murder's CD "Miasma", and we manage to get through the whole CD 2 times, and then I popped in Necrophagist's "Epitaph" and that was it
#31
Well there aren't amny Metal chicks around here and it might freak me out so no....but....


They don't call Metalcore pussy Metal for nothing....


Seriously though, I'm never getting laid...
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#32
I personally think some Ne Obliviscaris, or Arcturus would be great, maybe even some Agalloch, but I wouldn't mind doing it to some 1349 or "take no prisoners" from Megadeth. I think it be fun every once in awhile.
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#33
Well my chick is a metalhead to so it always something heavy, but I wouldn't have sex to gore/grind/br00tal death metal. Melodeth yes.
#34
Lol, I've gone through the entire Annihilation of the Wicked album. God, I had abs of steel after that. Opeth is always good, especially the Blackwater Park album. Swallow The Sun is also good, it makes it so epic.
#35
i dare someone to have sex with Revenge playing. i would, if my girlfriend let me
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#37
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Tried, felt like I was raping her. I got freaked out and turned it off.



I have several times. Barry White is makin love music. Metal is fucking music.
#38
should chuck the Ampütator/Baphomets Horns "Satanic Forcefucked Annihilation" split on - song names like "Nerve Gas Molestation" and "My Dark Empire Rises" (lol @ last one)
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#40
You're just not metal if you don't.


Period.


Darkthrone, Hate Forest, Morbid Angel. Hell f*cking yea!

Latest chick i'm with is totally down for it.
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