#1
You can love them.
and you can hate them.

A thread for those wierd creatures.
-Crazy stories
-Praises of awesomeness
-Jokes
-Whatever floats your boat!

I'll start with these:



Love the Low end
#3
My ex-fiancee cheated on me with my frind 4 months before we were gonna get married. I was at a 3 day tour, and a surprise was waiting at home allright....

*scratches head*
#4
...it's like they're from another planet!

/Scrubs reference
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#6


lawl
Quote by Lamont

i once dreamt my wallet was on a helicopter and i chased after it. and eventually i pulled my dick out and lassoed the bottom of the copter and pulled it out of the sky. i woke up screaming
#8
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
This is like, the 6th thread on girls in the last 2 days.

Search bar, please.


Uhm, well, none of those threads were like this so...
This thread is really for laughs. Or heartbreak, your choice.


Love the Low end
#9
Quote by Fraz01
Sex is good.



I like sex. It is nice.


I make Borat references even though I've never seen any of that movie. WTF?
I <3 bangoodcharlotte

Quote by humperdunk
one time i let my cat has cheezburger. i thought it was pretty funny.
#10
Quote by Mongoose87
I like sex. It is nice.


I make Borat references even though I've never seen any of that movie. WTF?


I like you!!


Me neither
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#11
Quote by Mongoose87
I like sex. It is nice.


I make Borat references even though I've never seen any of that movie. WTF?


Everyone knows the voice and the quotes, because those who have seen it say them so much. Probably.
#12
Quote by Fraz01
Everyone knows the voice and the quotes, because those who have seen it say them so much. Probably.

i agree.

"so you think that women should have the same rights as men?"

yes..."

"WTF?!???"

-best borat line
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#13
an ex of mine loved to spread rumors, and apparently, i took out a sandwich during sex.
at this point in life, i wish that i had. that wouldve been hilarious, like something on seinfeld.
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#15
Quote by CaRveItiNbass
an ex of mine loved to spread rumors, and apparently, i took out a sandwich during sex.
.


Nothing wrong with that (so long as she made the sandwich for you during sex).
#16
Quote by thewho65
Nothing wrong with that (so long as she made the sandwich for you during sex).


Hey what else are women for?
#17
well she didnt because that ***** didnt know how to make sandwiches.
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My gear:
Ibanez Artist
ESP ltd Viper 200
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Line 6 Spider III Half Stack (mine forever)
Interested in Melodic Thrash Metal? ALUSTRIUM AND LAST NAIL DRIVEN!
#18
Quote by CaRveItiNbass
well she didnt because that ***** didnt know how to make sandwiches.


I can now see why she is your ex!
#19
damn skippy
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Interested in Melodic Thrash Metal? ALUSTRIUM AND LAST NAIL DRIVEN!
#20
Zeelod, my friend, are a genius!
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#21
I have been single for over a year...


Quote by bananahammock
How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
one, Carmel.



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#22
We gotta thank the women in the USA for ending prohibition. Because after women got the right to vote everyone just sighed and said, "Man, I need a drink."
#23
you are truly original
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
#24


Where did you get this? This exact thing is written on a wall at a local hang out spot around where I live lol.
Quote by C O B H C
If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


UG POKER
#26
Quote by catchtherainbow
Wow! Is this thread an attempt to make guy love guys?


Well, maybe, that brotherly manliness love. Because ultimately, girls are expendable lol


Love the Low end
#28
nedthehead that picture is absolutely legend.
this is the stickyest incident since stick the sticky stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun