#1
well, my friend did this to my car:




epic pwnage, i know. i give him props. i was driving around with it there for about 20 minutes before he called me and informed me of what he did. haha.


but now i need to get him back. what's a good prank that doesn't really damage anything?

i know where he parks, and i share 1 class with him.


ideas?


and please, no rape or dog killing.


UPDATE:

i got him back today.

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Last edited by clay pots at Apr 10, 2008,
#2
Yeah, he taped a cardboard dick to your car. That's not immature, that really is epic pwnage...



#4
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Yeah, he taped a cardboard dick to your car. That's not immature, that really is epic pwnage...




i never said it was mature, just funny. cause people were driving by laughing at me.
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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#5
put beef broth qubes in his shower head so when he takes a shower, he comes out smelling like pot roast!
#6
This is about the only thing as epic as what he did to you: Point at his shoes, then say, "hey brah, your shoes are untied!" Then he'll look down to tie them AND BOY WILL HIS FACE BE RED WHEN THEY'RE ALREADY TIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SO EPIC!!!!!!!
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#8
rape him and kill his dog
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#9
wrap his car with plastic wrap around the doors like a hundred times around so he can't get in his car.
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#10
i dont see where its so epic. but yeah... ford explorers are pretty crappy by the way. =p
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#11
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i dont see where its so epic. but yeah... ford explorers are pretty crappy by the way. =p



i know, and they guzzle gas like pam anderson guzzles...well i won't go there.
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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#13
You could...tape a cardboard vagina on his car...wait, no that wouldn't work...you want people to think he's gay, right? Is that what we're aiming for, here? Because that's always funny.
#14
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You could...tape a cardboard vagina on his car...wait, no that wouldn't work...you want people to think he's gay, right? Is that what we're aiming for, here? Because that's always funny.


doesn't have to be gay, just something funny.
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#15
make a clay dick and ductape it to the back bumper of his cars. The only way to beat a cardboard dick is a 3d dick.
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#16
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make a clay dick and ductape it to the back bumper of his cars. The only way to beat a cardboard dick is a 3d dick.

do this.
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#17
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make a clay dick and ductape it to the back bumper of his cars. The only way to beat a cardboard dick is a 3d dick.



so true, so true.


fu*k, i need come clay. hahaha
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#18
delete the link in your quote mitch, or you'll get banned to. does anyone read the rules?
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#19
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**** that was my friend who did that...I'm probably getting banned aren't I?


wow, that's the first time i heard that before.

*reported*
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#20
serious post: if you don't mind spending a lot, buy some truck nutz and put them on his car lol
#21
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You could...tape a cardboard vagina on his car.

Do this, and then back in to his car with the cardboard dick on yours. Refuse to pay for the abortion. OWNED!!!!!!
#22
Updated!!!
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#23
lol I'd laugh if you didn't take it off and you drove around with it on.

Did you take it off?

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#24
the school prank they are doing right now at my school is disgusting

they are hiding 'presents' all throughout the school.

"The Eagle has landed. He has dropped a present off in the shower."
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#26
Go to his house, when both of you are in his bedroom wait for him to have to go toilet, or something else that will get him out of the room, then fully open his window, run into his garden and position yourself laying down so it looks like you've jumped from his window.

That should scare him.