Google is not working for me today at all... i need help finding 2 masculine ads. So a tough guy trying to sell me something. So if anyone can just hook me up with some links it will be greatly appreciated.

P.S Its for school so nothing extreme. THANKS A MILLION
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

sure youre not just gay?
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I would have any sort of sex with any sort of animal.

Is your homework to spell the word "homework" correctly?

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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.