#1
Hey guys,

So I was on facebook and a girl I know had something about beautiful disaster for her status... I told her I thought that she was the only beautiful disaster on this campus... now she's wandering what I mean by it and need some ideas... help...
#2
why did you say it if you don't know what you meant by it?
Just tell her you think she's beautiful and the disaster part is because she's that dangerously beautiful.
#3
even though her mom was a hooker and she was a mistake, she still is beautiful?
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#4
Tell her she's the pretty face you put on hurricane katrina.
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#5
dont say things you dont know the meaning to.

Idiot.


EDIT: ^ Do it.
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#6
someone already said it,

dangerously beautiful.
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#8
I know but it just worked at the time... its all part of the game... and now I come to my fellow UGer's for help cause I know they would have a clever answer for me...
#9
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someone already said it,

dangerously beautiful.


and then shell ask "what u mean with "dangerously beautiful"?"
#11
You wanted to have a clever pick up line to lure her into bed.


You might as well be straightforward with it...
#13
"hey baby, if you got hit by a bus, you would be the sexiest disaster ive ever seen."

then teh sexors commence.
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#14
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and then shell ask "what u mean with "dangerously beautiful"?"

Oh God
You two should have never been allowed to have a conversation.
#15
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Tell her she's the pretty face you put on hurricane katrina.

WTF?
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#16
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Oh God
You two should have never been allowed to have a conversation.

haha lol
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#17
Just say it came out. Like a mom joke. Then say you did her mom.

You don't have to do the mom part, but you certainly can.
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#18
By now she's probably wondering about the awkward silence after she asked you that

Little does she know, you are asking for help from a bunch of guys who post in an off topic forum on a guitar website

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#19
TS's Convo:

TS:I think that your the only beautiful disaster on this campus
Girl: What do you mean by that?
*25 minutes later*
TS: umm Mudkipz?

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#20
its just so funny... every time i need help... whether it be dealing with alcohol poisoning or telling a girl she's a beautiful disaster... I come here... i just think its hilarious... and girls aren't supposed to ask what it means... their just supposed to think its sweet..
#21
rape-the only logical answer to any question asked in the pit
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rape-the only logical answer to any question asked in the pit
innocent questioner-"whats the meaning of life?"

the pit-"rape."
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#23
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its just so funny... every time i need help... whether it be dealing with alcohol poisoning or telling a girl she's a beautiful disaster... I come here... i just think its hilarious... and girls aren't supposed to ask what it means... their just supposed to think its sweet..

You think, just because it's a "line" girls will fall for it?
You're pathetic. Lines are nothing with no meaning behind them.

Do you really like her? Or just her looks like a standard, horomone crazed teenage pervert?
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#24
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innocent questioner-"whats the meaning of life?"

the pit-"rape."



exactly
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#25
You're an idiot.

A beautiful disaster is your pathetic attempt of a chat up line.
#26
Maybe is a love you cant have?

Maybe this songs helps you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vmIsxVxwoU

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its just so funny... every time i need help... whether it be dealing with alcohol poisoning or telling a girl she's a beautiful disaster... I come here... i just think its hilarious... and girls aren't supposed to ask what it means... their just supposed to think its sweet..

thats true! there are things you dont question... like goatse