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#1
what's the h. in jesus h. christ stand for? i like to think it stands for Harold. any opinions?
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#6
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Heretic

i laughed at that
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

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I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#8
holy?
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#9
Hoorah!
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#12
Hotcakes.

It's his nickname.
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#13
Handjob
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#17
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#19
IN the words of R.A.M.B.O

Jesus's middle initial does not stand for hardcore


So while i cannot tell you what it means, i can tell you that, in your search to find out, you can now confidently cross hardcore off your list.
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#21
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Jesus "Hot pants" Christ.
im a theologist, and this is 100% correct.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#22
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#24
Holy
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#25
I always thought that it was herbert, but now that a theologist has backed it up I would have to say Hot pants
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#28
It's actually an abbreviation of the phrase "Jesus himself Christ."

As far as I know, no one knows his real middle name or if he even had one.
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#30
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It's Jesus Hung Christ.


For two reasons.


one family guy
two??? he's got a big penis?
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

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Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?


I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#31
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haploid

Biology joke.

i would think of jesus as a diploid cell but thats just me
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#32
Hnnnnngggghhhh.


Probably holy...
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#33
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one family guy
two??? he's got a big penis?



Didn't realize family guy did that one. Now i feel like a cheap ripoff.
and yes, that would be the second.
#36
The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name" (snort).

Actually, I've heard numerous explanations for the H over the years. The first is that it stands for "Holy," as in Jesus Holy Christ, a common enough blasphemy in the South, abridged to H by fast-talking Northerners. Other colorful Southern epithets include Jesus Hebe Christ and Jesus Hebrew Christ, which abbreviate the same way. The drawback of this account is that it is so boring I can barely type it without falling asleep. Luckily, the other theories are more entertaining:

(1) It stands for "Haploid." This is an old bio major joke, referring to the unique (not to say immaculate) circumstances of Christ's conception. Having no biological father, J.C. was shortchanged in the chromosome department to the tune of one half. Ingenious, I'll admit, but whimsy has no place in a serious investigation such as this.

(2) It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.

(3) Finally, a reader makes the claim that the H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).

Nonetheless, this is the kind of creative thinking I like to see from my Teeming Millions. With every passing day, my mission on this earth comes closer to completion.
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#37
Hallmark wins.
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#39
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#40
it's 'herald'. harold is like a pun. herald means 'one that proclaims news'. christ means 'messiah'. jesus means 'jesus'.
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