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So this kid I know just got back from London. Apparently, his mom is dating the lead singer of Dragonforce. This was quite the shocker. So he comes back with all these autographs and **** from the band. He has some good proof, but I'm still not sure. Bull**** or no?

Edit: Sorry, I was gonna put a poll.
#2
What kind of retard would date somebody from dragonforce
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#4
on entirely different subject.......who DOESNT like milfs?

you have to by definition
#7
OH YEAH!! MILFS RULE!!

Seriously, that's a lil odd
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#8
I heard a rumor he was gay... no joke
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#10
Well he is about mid 30s himself so milfs are around his age range anyway.
#11
The lead guitarist of Dethklok likes GMILF's...
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#12
bull ****. gaurenteed. oh and post a pic of his mom
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The lead guitarist of Dethklok likes GMILF's...




Oh my god, seriously!?
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on entirely different subject.......who DOESNT like milfs?

you have to by definition

hes right you know
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So this kid I know just got back from London. Apparently, his mom is dating the lead singer of Dragonforce. This was quite the shocker. So he comes back with all these autographs and **** from the band. He has some good proof, but I'm still not sure. Bull**** or no?

Edit: Sorry, I was gonna put a poll.


If so, that is so awesome.

I'm not even kidding either.
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#16
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I highly doubt it. But I suppose its possible.


I didn't think anybody spawned out of rock would bear responsibility for a child...but, he proves a good point.
#17
ZP Theart. Nice. *opens up valley of the damned cd cover*
Whoot, Charlie's angel wanna be.

EDIT:I have him on MSN and I just asked him.
If he actually replies instead of blocking me due to us never ever talking before, then we'll know for sure.

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on entirely different subject.......who DOESNT like milfs?

you have to by definition

*raises hand* I do not.
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#18
He's lying. No one would go out with someone from DragonForce.
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#20
i dont have any pics of his mom! i've seen her once and i guess she's mildly attractive. i wouldnt quite call her a milf though.
#21
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ZP Theart. Nice. *opens up valley of the damned cd cover*
Whoot, Charlie's angel wanna be.

EDIT:I have him on MSN and I just asked him.
If he actually replies instead of blocking me due to us never ever talking before, then we'll know for sure.


*raises hand* I do not.

False. If someone is a MILF, they must be liked as they are a Mother I'd Like to ****. If you wouldn't like them then they aren't a MILF meaning everyone likes MILFS.
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#22
whats wrong with milfs. they are very experienced and know a lot more stuff so damn id take a milf right after an asian any day
#23
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ZP Theart. Nice. *opens up valley of the damned cd cover*
Whoot, Charlie's angel wanna be.

EDIT:I have him on MSN and I just asked him.
If he actually replies instead of blocking me due to us never ever talking before, then we'll know for sure.


*raises hand* I do not.


You can't not like MILFs. The definition of a MILF is Mother I'd Like To Fornicate (with).
I'd means yourself, therefore, if you don't want to fornicate with them, they are not a MILF to you.

You can't not want to screw someone you want to screw.
#24
If you think about it, you either like milfs or you don't have any milfs. So technically you can't not like a milf.
#25
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You can't not like MILFs. The definition of a MILF is Mother I'd Like To Fornicate (with).
I'd means yourself, therefore, if you don't want to fornicate with them, they are not a MILF to you.

You can't not want to screw someone you want to screw.

Hence why I said it.

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#26
What does he have from the band? If it's just things that are signed then maybe he just met them.
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#27
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False. If someone is a MILF, they must be liked as they are a Mother I'd Like to ****. If you wouldn't like them then they aren't a MILF meaning everyone likes MILFS.

Correct. The right way to say what you're trying to say would be: "I do not find women over age ___ attractive".
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What does he have from the band? If it's just things that are signed then maybe he just met them.


Well, thats what he told me. I have no real proof until I ask his mom about it. Which I probably wont.
#30
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Well, thats what he told me. I have no real proof until I ask his mom about it. Which I probably wont.

Why not?
#31
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Well he is about mid 30s himself so milfs are around his age range anyway.


+1

Anways...

If thats true its cool, because personally I like Dragonforce quite a bit.

But since this is the pit I must call BS and pics of it didn't happen.

Sorry...
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Oh my god, seriously!?

He like MILFs, GMILFs, and soon-to-be-MILFs!
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#33
The singer of Dragonforce is probably 35 so it's probably not a milf, it's probably a peer.
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#34
Ask his mom, if she says yes, it's awesome, if she says no, it's gonna be very funny to hear him try to explain the whole thing to her.
#35
so what you're saying is...


my friend has a hot mom and i won't show you any pics
#37
There are other ways to get autographs , the singer doesn't need to be dating your mom.
#38
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whats wrong with milfs. they are very experienced and know a lot more stuff so damn id take a milf right after an asian any day


what he said. Ah, but Asian MILFs are great.
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