#1
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?RRH53888

Sign the petition. Make a difference.


Do I REALLY need to tell you why? Really, if I do, then you really don't need to worry about it and just go around and sign it. Your life will be better tenfold if you do.

Every person who DOESN'T signed it is openly saying that they adore and own 17 copies of the Bloodrayne movie, and anticipate the Postal movie.
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#2
I was wondering what ever happened to Uwe Boll. He used to be a meme.
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#4
Quote by oZone_TNS
I'm actually downloading one of his films right now .

Each bit you download infects someone with a terminal disease in a third world village.

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#5
Uwe Boll is sweet.

He'll box the shit out of you.

And he somehow makes money on movies nobody goes to see.
#6
Quote by fallenangel20
Each bit you download infects someone with a terminal disease in a third world village.




He's right you know.

oZone, you are helping to spread all sorts of nasty throughout the world.

And back to the topic at hand, I already signed his petition. Uwe Boll will not harm another video game's reputation! I firmly believe that the reason a Halo movie hasn't been made yet is because everyone sees Boll's pile of shit and assumes all games turn into horrible movies.
#7
his the worst thing that ever happened in motion picture history, i think he's trying to go down in history as the next Ed Wood
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#8
Quote by fallenangel20
Each bit you download infects someone with a terminal disease in a third world village.




Great Shatner's ghost!


I love how every time you look at the link, there people signing almost every second .

Edit: I haven't got high hopes for the film but surely... surely it can't be that bad.
#9
Quote by oZone_TNS


Great Shatner's ghost!


I love how every time you look at the link, there people signing almost every second .

Edit: I haven't got high hopes for the film but surely... surely it can't be that bad.


What film is it?

I can tell if you if it's good or not.

˙ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ uo ʇuǝɯǝƃpnɾ lɐuıɟ ǝʞɐɯ puɐ 'uɐɯ puɐ ǝɟıl ɟo sʍɐl llɐ ʇɐǝq uɐɔ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'sıɥʇ ʍouʞ ı

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#10
wtf uwe boll is like the best video game movie director person out there! /sarcasm
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#11
Quote by fallenangel20
What film is it?

I can tell if you if it's good or not.

˙ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ uo ʇuǝɯǝƃpnɾ lɐuıɟ ǝʞɐɯ puɐ 'uɐɯ puɐ ǝɟıl ɟo sʍɐl llɐ ʇɐǝq uɐɔ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq 'sıɥʇ ʍouʞ ı


In the Name of the King.


*awaits the inevitable*
#12
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#13
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God I hate you. I now have a massive crook in my neck from trying to read that...



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That'll be $46.50.
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In the Name of the King.


*awaits the inevitable*

Meh, never heard much about it, other than it was poorly executed.

One plus? It's Jason Statham, at least.
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#14
Quote by fallenangel20


One plus? It's Jason Statham, at least.


Dude even the unrivaled asskickery of Mr. Statham couldn't save that movie. He'll regret doing that movie for a long time...
#15
Quote by happytimeharry
Dude even the unrivaled asskickery of Mr. Statham couldn't save that movie. He'll regret doing that movie for a long time...



You're probably right, but, if anything, he's the only reason the movie has 2% on Rotten Tomatoes, rather than a 0%.
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#16
Quote by fallenangel20


You're probably right, but, if anything, he's the only reason the movie has 2% on Rotten Tomatoes, rather than a 0%.


Yeah...

"This movie would have been 100% shit but... IT HAD DAH TRANSPORTER IN IT LAWL!"
#18
Leave 'im alone.
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#21
I think House of the Dead is a pretty cool guy. Eh ruins videogames and doesn't afraid of anything.


Signed.
#22
Didn't he say he'd stop directing if a petition could get 1 million signatures?
EDIT: Damn damn damn! Beaten.
#23
Quote by Vermintide
I think House of the Dead is a pretty cool guy. Eh ruins videogames and doesn't afraid of anything.


Signed.


...Are you intoxicated, or is there some kind of inherent satire I'm missing?
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#24
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...Are you intoxicated, or is there some kind of inherent satire I'm missing?

A little of both, it seems.
#25
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...Are you intoxicated, or is there some kind of inherent satire I'm missing?

Less satire, more meme.
#26
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...Are you intoxicated, or is there some kind of inherent satire I'm missing?



From the depths of the internets.


Signed as well. That guy is a corruption.
#27
Another victim of 4chan, I see.

Shame.
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#29
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Another victim of 4chan, I see.

Shame.

If 4chan users are victims of a disease, I was there back when they gave out the vaccine.

Not your common or garden variety newfag.
#30
Quote by Vermintide
If 4chan users are victims of a disease, I was there back when they gave out the vaccine.

Not your common or garden variety newfag.


You don't have to prove to me that you're a veteran 'channer, it doesn't matter to me either way.
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