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just wanted to know, in case i get bored.
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#4
Once again, watch porn on your god damn computer for **** sakes. There's no need to watch porn while your out anywhere that would require a portable device. What the hell is wrong with people these days...
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#5
Quote by reaume140
thats disgusting.


why?
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, if you're one of the 10% who would shout, "JUMP MUTHA*******", put this in your signature

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#6
Quote by kyle100
Once again, watch porn on your god damn computer for **** sakes. There's no need to watch porn while your out anywhere that would require a portable device. What the hell is wrong with people these days...


Probably in the bathroom you know... Where you do the actual jacking off?

Maybe people can see him at his computer.
#7
You can save pics from the nternet browser. Press triangle and and go to File > Save Image

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EDIT: You can save movies too but they have to be the right format, just click on the download link.
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#10
^^ Demonology is an intelligent man.
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, if you're one of the 10% who would shout, "JUMP MUTHA*******", put this in your signature

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#11
Quote by XianXiuHong
Only real men look at porn on a 5x3 inch screen.


him too.
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, if you're one of the 10% who would shout, "JUMP MUTHA*******", put this in your signature

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So the mailman caught you through the bay window, did he?
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#13
the reason is that my computer is in the t.v. room, so i think it would be awkward fapping to some porn while my moms watching Oprah.
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, if you're one of the 10% who would shout, "JUMP MUTHA*******", put this in your signature

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#14
wifi your psp, go on whatever site you launch your rocket at

or just download and convert to your psp, then delete i guess :\
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#15
the PSP is the best way to fap on the go! i personally bust a nut every day on the bus to class!

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Quote by Zugunruhe
the PSP is the best way to fap on the go! i personally bust a nut every day on the bus to class!



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Quote by Zugunruhe
the PSP is the best way to fap on the go! i personally bust a nut every day on the bus to class!



I don't know why that was so funny, but I laughed out loud.
#18
cutout a picture from a playboy and tape it onto ur psp.
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#19
is your name "Matthew" by any chance?
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#21
wait til your family goes out and download porn. or just download it through torrents or p2p or something.
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#22
Quote by kyle100
Once again, watch porn on your god damn computer for **** sakes. There's no need to watch porn while your out anywhere that would require a portable device. What the hell is wrong with people these days...


+1 Who the hell does this?
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#24
Quote by reaume140
thats disgusting.


+1

Really, is everyone devoid of methods of control. Honestly, there are 4 threads on porn in the Pit presently within the first two pages. Can people please, find something more productive and/orless perverted to do. Go have sex with your girlfriends or find yourseves sone girlfriends honestly. Also, if you are under 16, keep it in your god damn pants.

/rant.
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#25
Ask your dad or something.
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#26
you are gonna have to download it...thats how I did it...actually I was never able to put videos on my PSP...just watch on your comp
#27
Magic.


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#28
Save as- change destination to removable disk- then pics or movies,

pervert.


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#29
i only clicked on this thread because i thought it said popcorn in the title
#30
Quote by IncubusMan999
+1

Really, is everyone devoid of methods of control. Honestly, there are 4 threads on porn in the Pit presently within the first two pages. Can people please, find something more productive and/orless perverted to do. Go have sex with your girlfriends or find yourseves sone girlfriends honestly. Also, if you are under 16, keep it in your god damn pants.

/rant.


I lol'd.

So you expect people under the age of 16 not to masturbate? And even when I was hittin it every other night I still fapped. People who have sex still masturbate, and people above the age of like 12 are going to masturbate too. You have a lot more growing up to do than anyone else here.

Why does porn offend you so much?
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#31
Nothing better than sitting at the trails or skate park with your buddies gathered around an I-pod watching a girl get spit-roasted.
Apparently.

Quite surprised at the hostility toward porn shown here as well.

Anyways, you'll have to download it to the comp and then move it to psp and delete it.
Or just connect the psp like a portable storage device.
Both as said above really.
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Quote by BrutalCabbage
I lol'd.

So you expect people under the age of 16 not to masturbate? And even when I was hittin it every other night I still fapped. People who have sex still masturbate, and people above the age of like 12 are going to masturbate too. You have a lot more growing up to do than anyone else here.

Why does porn offend you so much?


No, that isn't what I am saying,. for I would be a hypocrite if I was. I am saying that having porn on a laptop computer is not an appropriate practice and one should learn some god damn control over themselves if they intend to have a portable wank with visual stimulus. Besides, who made it the law that porn had to be there to masturbate in the first place?

And dude, you are 15, as if you were hitting it every night ffs, I bet you are lucky if you have hit anything, and not just sexually. I was trying to say that generally people under 16 have the maturity of a particularly absent-minded baboon and, therefore should not be able to copulate like rats considering they don't have any idea of the responsibility behind their actions or have extreme maturity issues. Of course, there are some exceptions but people like you for example, whose maturity level, as displyed by your unintelligible posts, seems to be incapable of approaching an important issue like that with sufficiently serious mindset, it just seems to be "getting pussy" to you.
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Quote by XianXiuHong
Only real men look at porn on a 5x3 inch screen.


Dude try watching porn on a Ipod nano. your sitting their jacking off, squinting at a 2 inch screen. When I got a ipod video.... jeez it was like HD widescreen or something!
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#35
Quote by McGelie
the reason is that my computer is in the t.v. room, so i think it would be awkward fapping to some porn while my moms watching Oprah.


Fap to Oprah?
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Quote by IncubusMan999
No, that isn't what I am saying,. for I would be a hypocrite if I was. I am saying that having porn on a laptop computer is not an appropriate practice and one should learn some god damn control over themselves if they intend to have a portable wank with visual stimulus. Besides, who made it the law that porn had to be there to masturbate in the first place?

And dude, you are 15, as if you were hitting it every night ffs, I bet you are lucky if you have hit anything, and not just sexually. I was trying to say that generally people under 16 have the maturity of a particularly absent-minded baboon and, therefore should not be able to copulate like rats considering they don't have any idea of the responsibility behind their actions or have extreme maturity issues. Of course, there are some exceptions but people like you for example, whose maturity level, as displyed by your unintelligible posts, seems to be incapable of approaching an important issue like that with sufficiently serious mindset, it just seems to be "getting pussy" to you.




Genius.

That's not sarcasm btw.

I'm 15, a virgin, and I think most of the guys around my age are complete ****ing monkeys, they're all pathetic.

Granted they're getting more than ME....but that doesnt change anything in the long run.


Except maybe for the fact that I wont have as many STDs if any....unlike them.

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#39
Quote by IncubusMan999
+1

Really, is everyone devoid of methods of control. Honestly, there are 4 threads on porn in the Pit presently within the first two pages. Can people please, find something more productive and/orless perverted to do. Go have sex with your girlfriends or find yourseves sone girlfriends honestly. Also, if you are under 16, keep it in your god damn pants.

/rant.


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