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#1
As stated, I rofled when I read in the paper that Chris Hansen is speaking at the university I attend.

I need ideas for good questions if I go to it.
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#6
Oh, that should be fun. I can't think of any good questions right now though.
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#7
Ask him to have a seat.
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#9
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You're thinking of Rick Hansen. I only know this because of a school near me named after him though.

Chris Hansen is the dude on "To Catch A Predator" or something like that. Basically talks to perverts who were expecting 12 yr old girls, haha.


yeah rick hansen's a major douche
#10
go ask /b/

the 37th post is what you do.
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#11
Ask "Where's Kelly? We were going to...do homework together. Pay no attention to the banana sticking out of my ass".
#12
i would take a seat when he asks "why dont u take a seat?"
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Ask him to have a seat.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Exactly.
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You have got to be shitting me! That's soo awesome.

Ask him if he ever felt like a 15 year old whore while reading back the chat printouts.
#20
pretend to be 13 and try to entrapp 40 year old pedophiles, inviting them to the gym of your school when chris hanson shows up.
#21
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ask him how it feels to trample on human rights for entertainment
Yeah.
#24
i thought it was these guys for some reason:
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#26
Make a joke first like "Why don't you take a seat." But then ask him a serious question.
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#28
Dude, chuck noris, I **** you not, is speaking at a local university's graduation.
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#30
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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#31
Ask him if he ever got any ideas about what to do to his wife from reading pedo chat logs.

No, better yet, ask him if he has a daughter.

Or if he's caught pedobear yet.

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#32
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Walk in and be like "Oh No! It's Chris Hansen! *runs out screaming*"

This

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#33
I wonder if he knows what pedobear is. They'll be videotaping it, and if I could ask a question while the shirt is in clear view, it would be hilarious, I'd imagine. The article wasn't too specific, but I'd assume he's talking about being an "investigative reporter" and his experiences, ect.

"So Mr. Hansen, is it morally correct to have sex with an 8 year old girl? My friend is dying to know."
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haha
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#35
who the fuck is chris hansen
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#36
When it gets all quiet, walk in and yell "OH GOD HE'S COME BACK TO FINISH ME OFF".
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#37
who the fuck is chris hansen

Why don't you have a seat over there.
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#38
Ask for his screen-name. Then post it on here, so we can all sexually harass him.

And yes, bring a six pack of Mike's, the most popular alcoholic drink among sexual predators.
#39
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Why don't you have a seat over there.


Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#40
Call him a cock-block?
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