#1
I have to work another 12 hour shift tommorow and if I don't fall asleep SOON I will be up for 38 hours straight = misery.

I have this weird thing where literally the second I get in bed I feel the need to piss even though I JUST pissed the second before I got in bed.

Any advice? If I stay up that long is it seriously dangerous?

I was exhausted all today at work (only got 4 hours) I just don't understand. Now I'm not tired AT ALL.
#2
Hit yourself in the head with a crowbar. That always fixes everything.
#3
In before fap
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#5
I get 4 hours of sleep every night...

First, get off of the computer. That will make things alot easier...
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#6
A nice stiff drink. Or try Gravol, that stuff makes you absolutely ridiculously drowsy.
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#7
I do this thing sometimes where i pretend im lying on a beach with the last bit of the waves coming up to my shoulders and then leaving taking stress with it. The waves come in when i breath in and out when i breath out

Or you could just take benadryl, but itll suck tomorrow morning, youll be really sluggish
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#9
take a bunch of sleeping pills and try to jack off before you pass out. it's a win win
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#13
smoke up and jack off.....if that can't do it for ya i dont kow what can
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#15
Staple your eyes shut.
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#17
It won't cause any danger. I have sleeping issues too, but a lot of them just have to do with me not turning my brain off. Shut off all the lights. Turn off your phone/computer/etc. Just lie there. You'll crash eventually.
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#18
choose on of the aformentioned pills...

...but...

heres the kicker.......

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#19
drink milk before you go to bed
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#21
touch yourself in your "friendly place" to the point of exhaustion.
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#23
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I have to work another 12 hour shift tommorow and if I don't fall asleep SOON I will be up for 38 hours straight = misery.

I have this weird thing where literally the second I get in bed I feel the need to piss even though I JUST pissed the second before I got in bed.

Any advice? If I stay up that long is it seriously dangerous?

I was exhausted all today at work (only got 4 hours) I just don't understand. Now I'm not tired AT ALL.

Off topic, but WNx as in Dystopia WNx? With Spire and Jelly?
#24
Yeah, whoever said smoke a bowl was right.

You can be SO wide awake, and if you just smoke and get in bed, it'll knock you out good.
#27
I used to have trouble sleeping when I didn't drink. Now I just have 6-12 beers before bedtime and I fall asleep no problem. If you don't like beer drink a couple bottles of Red wine.

If you don't want to drink, open the bible to a random place and start reading..guaranteed snooze material.
#28
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go wank. and wank.


*cough* *chough*

umm, here we call it fap

silly noob

>.>
<.<

lol
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#29
Do more sports, if you don't already. But that prolly won't help right now.
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#32
Holy **** that's happened to me before. I have trouble sleeping too, but now that it's school holidays and im working, i cark it pretty easily.
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