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#1
Think about it. Think about what guitar shape you love, and then think about what attracts you when it coms to women.

really think about it.





I like my girl to have some shape to her and a little bit of meat... curves are important. (bottom end of guitar)
Smooth lines are a must.
And she must have an edge to her... to show she's not like every other chick out there. (horns of the guitar)
#3
Quote by Creaz93
your attracted to your guitar?

why wouldn't I be?

its sexy as hell


seriously though, think about what kind of guitar you like, then think about what kind of woman you like
#5
Quote by J rock
why wouldn't I be?

its sexy as hell


seriously though, think about what kind of guitar you like, then think about what kind of woman you like


I thought about it, and i'm still not making a conncection...
#6
The only correlation I make between guitars and women are the retarded little sexual jokes about guitar that have to do with fingering and g-strings and the such.
Heads will roll. Throats will be slit. Blood will flow like springs of water.
#7
lol, J rock, thats trailer park life !

Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plus-Top, SH-2 and SH-5
Ibanez GRX20
Baron Acoustic
Peavey Valveking 112
Roland Cube 15
Dunlop Crybaby From Hell
Dunlop GCB-95 Crybaby
Boss MT-2 Metal Zone
Boss PH-3 Phase Shifter
Boss BF-3 Flanger
#9
Mmm.. got to love these pretentious threads about how you love your guitar so much you're sexually attracted to it.

I've got a Les Paul. Apparently, I like my women thick, unwieldy, and named after men?


Sounds about accurate.
#11
dude? lol well if soo then my women i choose are really pointy :/ as i have a B.C Rich Warlock[/QUOTE

I Lol'd at that +1
#12
Oh btw, my Viper 400 in glossy black looks sexier than your Viper 500 in satin black. =D
Heads will roll. Throats will be slit. Blood will flow like springs of water.
#14


Got some curves to her, a thin body, has a way of controlling the volume, and responds well to any new pickups I try.
Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
Laney VH100R
Laney 4x12 Cab
Ibanez Weeping Demon
M-Audio ProKeys 88
Mbox 3 Pro
KRK RP6 G2's
Plum Team FTW!

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#15
dude? lol well if soo then my women i choose are really pointy :/ as i have a B.C Rich Warlock

Do you like your girl to dress provacatively (maybe goth-ish or metal)? Do you like it when she rocks out to your tunes?
personallity works too.


lol, J rock, thats trailer park life !


When I was born we lived in a trailer.... (serious)


and I like my women like i like my Telecaster (in profile):

WHITE!!!


i lol'd


Mmm.. got to love these pretentious threads about how you love your guitar so much you're sexually attracted to it.

I've got a Les Paul. Apparently, I like my women thick, unwieldy, and named after men?


Do you like a girl with nice curves and maybe a little more in the trunk?

Not related to the subject, but your guitar is beautiful.


thank man!

Oh btw, my Viper 400 in glossy black looks sexier than your Viper 500 in satin black. =D


I disagree


#17
What should I say then?I have Jackson RR model...
Current situation:
Proud owner of Jackson JS30RR and Roland Cube 30X
#18
Quote by Megallica Dude
What should I say then?I have Jackson RR model...

Similar to what I said about the warlock.

You like an edge-y (sp...?) woman. Not your run of the mill, girl next door. She has to be her own person. Not just another sheep.

The body shapes of guitar could relate to physical features along with personallity's.
#19
I love classic ladies from the early sixties. They are much better than the crap you can get now. LOL b.s. this is a retarded thread. Not a bad thought but not a complete metaphor.

Ill play any guitar that feels goods, sounds good, and doesnt look too bad.

but there are many reasons why women are better than guitars.
Gear:

American Strat
Epiphone Valve JR head - Volume Mod'ed
Custom 1x12 with Private Jack speaker
Boss BF-3 Flanger
Boss DS-2 Distortion
Boss MT-2 MetalZone
Ebow

Gretsch Acoustic
#20
Quote by vampwizzard
I love classic ladies from the early sixties. They are much better than the crap you can get now. LOL b.s. this is a retarded thread. Not a bad thought but not a complete metaphor.

Ill play any guitar that feels goods, sounds good, and doesnt look too bad.

but there are many reasons why women are better than guitars.

fender guy?

if you dont like my thread, thats cool, you dont have to.
But I'm serious about this.

and I never said guitar are better than women......
#21
I disagree.



This is not my womenz. My womenz aint wearing no grills.
Ibanez s540 with gold Schaller bridge and OMGGOLD hardware

Ibanez RGR320 with Lo-Edge Pro bridge and scalloped fretboard

Lee Jackson XLSC - 500

Roland Microcube

Dunlop Jazz III black
#24
Quote by Horlicks
I like women topped with quilted maple

you like an elegant lady?
#27
Quote by Platinum Pro
but won't they give you splinters in your dick?

Gloss finish too
#31
hmm... bright yellow fender cyclone... well the things that attracted me to it was how its basically a mustang but without the things i don't like about mustangs - instead replaced with something i do like. Also it is very comfortable and smooth to touch. And it really screams if you know how to make it scream Sounds about right.
I like analogue Solid State amps that make no effort to be "tube-like", and I'm proud of it...

...A little too proud, to be honest.
#32
haha, this thread is retarded and great at the same time. Considering I own a Gibson Firebird, I really don't know what to make of what my guitar says about my girl:P.
Current Rig:
Gibson Firebird Studio
Limited Edition Schecter 35th Anniversary C-1
Schecter Jeff Loomis Signature 7 FR
Ashdown Fallen Angel
Custom 7 Firebird from Ignition Custom Guitars (check them out)
ESP Phoenix
#34
I saw this thread and thought. Yes I do, thats why I have four of them.

Not serious by the way.
Last edited by GeorgeWFletcher at Apr 8, 2008,
#36
I like neck through ones, with glossy neck



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#39


I like a girl with curves, not fat but definatly not thin body. a weird sense of humor and overall way of thinking (reverse headstock) and ****ing wild in bed (EMGs)
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
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