#1
ok so my friend was sick with the flu for a while and me and a couple other friends joked around and told him to eat McDonalds for a week and he'll get better.
Well, he did, and he got better.
Now I have the flu and i was just wondering if anyone else thinks the McDonalds Cure works or not, and why?
#2
McDonalds cures a narrow ass and nothing else.
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#3
lol usually by a week you should be better sooo...
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#4
I had a sore throat/cough til i started smoking cigarettes and it went away. Of course it came back with a vengeance when i quit
#5
No, it isn't.
It has no good impact on the body, and actually ruins it.

Your friend is probably better now because flus generally disappear over the course of a week.
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#6
Anybody else think that it was his immune system and not McDonalds? I mean it did take, what a week? That seems about the average time for your body to get better.

God, I can hardly keep McDonalds down without being sick, your friend must have an iron stomach to hold that crap down with the flu.

Oh and I suggest you and your friend watch Supersize Me....you'll think twice about week long McDonalds binges
#7
Probably just coincidence haha, but you must feel pretty crappy after eating nothing but McDonalds for a week...
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#8
mcdonalds - the best diet for your moneybag
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#9
I had a McDonald's today; it wasn't too bad.
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#10
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I had a McDonald's today; it wasn't too bad.


THE ENTIRE PLACE?!
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#11
^^ lulz... almost sigworthy
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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
#12
I work there, and would most deffinetly not suggest it for absoloutley anything. ESPECIALLY a cure for the flu. Seriously, its absolute ****e.
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WRONG.

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#14
The only plausible reason that would even slightly work, is that the runs your friend would get from eating anything from McDonalds would flush the flu out of him.


But even then that wouldn't work, so no, why the hell would you think it would?
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#15
Lately whenever I eat at Burger king, I get the runs, so I'm giving up Burger king/Mcdonalds.

I honestly think my body has gotten used to real food and just can't stomach absolute shit anymore. Which is fine with me.
#16
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Lately whenever I eat at Burger king, I get the runs, so I'm giving up Burger king/Mcdonalds.

I honestly think my body has gotten used to real food and just can't stomach absolute shit anymore. Which is fine with me.


I love Burger King, I get cravings for it every now and then. Mmm, a nice Chicken Royale sans the mayonnaise and plenty of red sauce...oh god
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#19
no, i feel like **** after i eat there...im surprised it didn't make it worse or give him AIDS. That place is disgusting.
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#20
macdonalds isnt good food, its convenient. but you eat it, and it sort of fills a hole in your stomach, but not in the way a good meal does. basically, your friend got better on his own, like people do when they have the flu