#1
so thers this guy over the road that, when its dark, turns on the lights in his room and stands with his guitar right up close to his window

and then he pretends to play it

i mean, he just mimes playing a guitar

and if anyone walks past, he'll watch them to see if they look at him

so, im just wondering if anyone else knows anyone who does this?
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#3
I do this

Except with my stereo and amp at full volume and rocking out to some meshuggah
#5
He might be a paedophile.
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#6
Oh yeah EVERYONE on my street does that. Cos it's obviously normal.
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#8
hes an attention *****.
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#10
No, but sometimes I stand naked and look out through my livingroom window at night. There's always some perv looking.
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#11
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No, but sometimes I stand naked and look out through my livingroom window at night. There's always some perv looking.


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#13
i think its you looking yourself in a different reality mirror

much like the part with the window and the murderer in the movie 1408 starring me, John Cusack - available on dvd - go buy it.
#16
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beat me to it, do u do that?


naa, it was just the first thing that popped into my mind... I sit out in the yard at night with the acoustic and get the neighbor hood dogs all irritated and ****.
#19
Dude, sometimes I like to sit at my window and pretend to play guitar but some asshole across the street watches me all the time and it's rly freakin annoying!
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#20
Is he naked when he does it?

If so, it's not me.
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#21
He pretends to pleh guitar eh, Thats really sad. But then most people dont understand why i like to roll around naked in ThornBushes and dive into a pool of vinegar.
#22
oh, you do that too?
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>hen I said 'must', i meant just.

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#23
how do you know that he's 'pretending'?..he could be practicing unplugged...but yeah checking if people are watching is kinda attention seeeking, i hate it when people watch me play
#24
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how do you know that he's 'pretending'?..he could be practicing unplugged...but yeah checking if people are watching is kinda attention seeeking, i hate it when people watch me play


im watching him now

he really looks like he isnt playing
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#25
so you are a Les Claypool fan and your complaining about a weirdo?????
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#26
les claypool doent pretend to play the guitar in his front window
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#28
He's not bothering anyone, leave him alone, whoever that guy is.
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#30
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That's awesome. And how can you be sure he's pretending?


Because his penis isn't erect.
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#33
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Anyone else walk about the house naked while playing guitar when the folks aren't in??

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#34
Well , what I would do , is maybe take your guitar to the side walk and play while staring at him lol.