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#1
What are some of the best and worst pick up lines you guys have heard?
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
...I started making out with her, then started doing her from behind...

I said "You're a dirty girl aren't you Steve? ****ing on the first date?"

She shot forward and my dick flopped out and she said "Who the **** is Steve?"
#2
any line is a bad line... being real is where its at
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#3
"You look mad sexy in those jeans"

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#7
I lost my teddy bear so can I sleep with you?

Do you have mirrors on your pants because I can see myself in them?

You'll do
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#8
if you see beauty when you're around me, then you're surrounded by mirrors

it worked VERY well

that's right, i turned her compliment into a pickup line, i countered her
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#9
i **** my pants, can i hop in yours?
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
...I started making out with her, then started doing her from behind...

I said "You're a dirty girl aren't you Steve? ****ing on the first date?"

She shot forward and my dick flopped out and she said "Who the **** is Steve?"
#11
Old thread idea is old.


"I'm having sex with you tonight. You know why? Because I'm stronger than you."

or the classic

"Excuse me, does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

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You'll do





Oh god, why do I find that funny...
#13
Does this rag smell like chloroform??? Never fails.
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#16
You Shut Up!
I Rape You!
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#18
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Does this rag smell like chloroform??? Never fails.



Beat ya to it
#19
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
#20
Best pickup line, this is proven:

"Hi" or "Hello"

Now for a bad one:

"Is that a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I have an erection"
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

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#23
Chat>Chat-up

Play a Cort ?

Play with V-Picks ?

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#26
is that a Ruffie in your drink, or are you just incredibly fatigued?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#27
I have one that never fails but it has to be applicable so I shall not say it.
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#29
Got this one off tv...

"do you work for the UPS, cause i saw you checking out my package"
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#31
Pick up lines are generally ****, but seriously if somebody was smooth enough to pull off either of these, I would.

"You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?"

"If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?"
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#32
"Will you have sex with me? No?... Rape it is, then!"
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#36
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#37
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I have one that never fails but it has to be applicable so I shall not say it.



Share? lol
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
...I started making out with her, then started doing her from behind...

I said "You're a dirty girl aren't you Steve? ****ing on the first date?"

She shot forward and my dick flopped out and she said "Who the **** is Steve?"
#38
'nice legs, when do they open?'
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