#1
hey guys (and girls i guess) im tryin to get back at my teacher for somethin and i wanna put a stink bomb in his desk. the only problem is- i hav no clue how to make one. so if any of you no and easy, quick ways to make a bad smellin stink bomb, post 'em up.

thanx
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#3
Try not to be 13 and grow up?

I hope you get expelled.
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#4
Kids like you used to beat me up in the locker room in 3rd grade, assuming you're probably still in elementary school judging by your profound lack of maturity.


I hope you get arrested.
#5
1. Catch fish
2. Allow said fish to rot in your Basement.
3. Place said Fish into bag.
4. Place Bag in desk.
5.????
6. PROFIT!!

EDIT: Just make a real bomb and kill everyone...?
#6
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Kids like you used to beat me up in the locker room in 3rd grade, assuming you're probably still in elementary school judging by your profound lack of maturity.


I hope you get arrested.

+1

*reported* this is stupid, grow up, leave your teacher alone
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#9
I'm actually curious as to what the teacher did to deserve a stink bomb....?
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#10
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+1

or just **** in their desk...
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#11
I dont know where you live but by me there are a few diferent stores that sell stink bombs in glass viles. check out any party/gag store or check the internet and order a pack. take them in before class starts(make sure in the mornign not before your class) and place said viles under legs of chair (or casters if its a rolly polly chair) then wait untill she goes in and you see her come out gaging 8)

Edit: do not go with the poo poo or eggs idea that can get you in alot more troubles, trust me my friend did that and put it in a teachers closet that is almost air tight so when he opened it a week or so later to get out lab sheets he nearly passed out
#12
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Try not to be 13 and grow up?

I hope you get expelled.

no its not like that. me and him joke around a lot and i just wanted to get him back with one final thing at the end of the year. so yea. and to the guy that reported me- uh what the hell man? some people are just too power hungry.
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#13
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Kids like you used to beat me up in the locker room in 3rd grade, assuming you're probably still in elementary school judging by your profound lack of maturity.


I hope you get arrested.

hmm...issues much?
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#15
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Yes, I do believe you have some issues.


Amen
#16
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+1

*reported* this is stupid, grow up, leave your teacher alone


*Reported*
Stop abusing the report button!

Well, not really.. but there is no reason for that.
#17
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Yes, I do believe you have some issues.
the more i think of this... wow
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#18
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+1

*reported* this is stupid, grow up, leave your teacher alone



shhhhh, don't tell your plan at school or you'll get some douchebag like this guy who will tattle on you
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#19
stink bomb is hurtful to yourself as well. seeings as how you have to sit in the class and endure the stench.
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#20
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+1

*reported* this is stupid, grow up, leave your teacher alone


there is absolutely no reason to report the TS. this is a harmless prank against his teacher. and not just any teacher, but a teacher that jokes around with him all the time. i think you need to grow up some
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#21
^ haha, exactly why i took it back
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shhhhh, don't tell your plan at school or you'll get some douchebag like this guy who will tattle on you

no worries, that was like 3 days ago, when i was pissed at my school and teacher (ironic kinda? maybe? no )
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#22
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stink bomb is hurtful to yourself as well. seeings as how you have to sit in the class and endure the stench.

im not in his homeroom but i go in there a lot before class starts so im thinkin ill do it then.


and seriously, to the guy that said i have issues, im pretty sure youre the one that still hasnt gotten over a kid beating you up in the locker room in 3rd grade...
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