#1
Just like the thread title says. Name an example of authority abuse. I'll kick it off.

Transportation Police. I have to drive by the airport to get to school...MTAP sucks.
#2
some internal possession laws are kind of dumb in my opinion.
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#5
I'm fairly happy with our laws and rules. Only problem is lots of people don't follow them.

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#6
Lots of rules and laws are stupid.
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#7
Here in Alabama it's still illegal to sell/purchase and even most places drink alcohol without a hugger on Sundays...
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#8
The fact that alcohol and cigarettes remain legal while marijuana is not.
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IIRC, it's illegal in my state to have sex with the lights on. When was the last time you saw one of these enforced?
#11
Wow I'm not trying to be a dick, and there are some retarded laws. Basically if your doing something illegal it's your fault you got caught.

That being said, in Arizona you can't own more than 2 dildos.
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Wow I'm not trying to be a dick, and there are some retarded laws. Basically if your doing something illegal it's your fault you got caught.

That being said, in Arizona you can't own more than 2 dildos.

per person or household?
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#14
To the two posters with the lights on post and the dildo post:
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#15
IIRC, it's illegal in my state to have sex with the lights on. When was the last time you saw one of these enforced?

I think in D.C. the only legal sex position is the missionary position.
How do they expect the police to enforce that?
Watch everyone have sex?
#17
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per person or household?



I think per household.

Also any crime committed wearing a red mask is automatically a felony.
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#18
Drivers may not pump their own gas.
That law is seriously enforced in Oregon. I have NEVER had to pump my own gas in my entire 3 months of driving. In Washington, you are allowed. That's why it's funny seeing hardcore Oregonians sitting at the pumps for an hour before they realize they have to pump their own gas.

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
Muahaha. I can grow it, and then smoke it on my own property. Haha.

Oh, and I believe that the "You must be 21 and a day to drink liquor"
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#20
I think per household.

Also any crime committed wearing a red mask is automatically a felony.

LOL.
Some other stupid ones:
In Alaska, Moose cannot be viewed from an airplane.
It also illegal to drop a moose out of a moving airplane.
#21
^Followed that link - apparently, a city here called Acworth passed a law requiring all citizens to own a rake. Why? Because a city called Kennesaw had already done it, so Acworth did it to poke fun at them.
#22
You cannot hunt on sundays in Virginia....and I think you can't buy alcohol either, but I could be wrong about that one. Also pot isn't legal yet.
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but that would creat a time paradox
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#25
6th Grade: When I was elected governor/dictator of the 6th grade, I forced the 10 kids I hated to do janitorial work. Pretty much that meant cleaning the sink, toilets, desks, etc. with a toothbrush. I also would force the entire grade to search for any object I lost, and I gave out detentions for fun...

I lost my job pretty quickly
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#26
Sodomy is still illegal in plenty of states.
Controlled substance laws.
J-walking.
Seatbelt law.
Helmet law.

Pretty much...

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#27
In Australia, it's illegal for kids to buy smokes but it's legal for them to smoke them, so a 10 year old can go around smoking in public and the cops can't do anything. But at the sk8 park I go to, you have to be like 36 or something to smoke there or you'll be run out of the sk8 park by this short kid in year 8 who is always at the sk8 park (But he's pretty good, and he rides a BMX, not a sk8board)
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#28
Wow, alot of stuff in Alabama is odd...

Incestous marriages are legal

It is illegal to drive barefooted

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Masks may not be worn in public.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Bear Wrestling is illegal, too.
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#29
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

HAHAHA!

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

Wow I broke this one Sooooo many times when I lived there,


Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

Wow If they used this one I would be out a lot of money.

The value of Pi is 3.

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

Wow I broke those 3 today!

You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.


Texas:

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.


A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Ohio:

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
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