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What are some of your great puns

Mine might be, Finding circumfrence is as easy as pie! (pi)

Cheesy though:P


What are yours


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

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my photography class makes me want to shoot everyone in the school!

original content right there. and i liked my photo class too.
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awful


:what you don't like cox?

:no i love cox...




high five for anyone who get sthe reference
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:what you don't like cox?

:no i love cox...




high five for anyone who get sthe reference
reference five!
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I slept with your mom... no, seriously I did.

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#6
+1 for scrubs

did you hear about the courderoy (sp) pillows? they made headlines

i've got this science teacher at my school, he's a really punny guy
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dr. cox...scrubs. im sure almost everyone will get the reference
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dr. cox...scrubs. im sure almost everyone will get the reference



yer, but do you know how the next line goes smart guy
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awful


:what you don't like cox?

:no i love cox...




high five for anyone who get sthe reference


"This sausage is huge!"

"Excuse me ladies, I'm needed elsewhere"
#11
A guy I know was telling me that a shot of scotch immediately cures a stomachache.

So without thinking I said "I'll have to give it a shot."

It was hilarious at the time.
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awful


:what you don't like cox?

:no i love cox...




high five for anyone who get sthe reference


five!


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Why'd you call me here to Japan?

I thought we could be secret assianss

a 13 hour flight to Japan just for a bad pun?

...yes! yes!
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#14
The bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two-tired....

Why on earth did I think that was funny?
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"This sausage is huge!"

"Excuse me ladies, I'm needed elsewhere"



you sir get a sterile five for your genius


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yer, but do you know how the next line goes smart guy
you ignore everything, and put the last word the person said in front of the word five.
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*Ouch a crab pinched my toe*

*Which one?*

*How would i know, all crabs look the same to me!*


...Punny:P


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
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Quote by Zugunruhe
you ignore everything, and put the last word the person said in front of the word five.


nooo

he says "greatest conversation ever.."


then what Numerobofis said
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this ****s funny


Why yes, yes it is


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#23
My friend told me I was in denial about something and I said

"I'm not in denial, crocodiles are in denial"

denial = the nile

I either had very stupid friends or it was a bad pun. oh well = P
#24
I have an interesting pun I like to use when people don't expect it..

Example 1
Me: John, get over here!
John: Alright, I'm coming!
Me: ... and you're on your way too, right?

Example 2
Anne: Hey, there's a party at my house tonight, will you be there?
Me: Yeah, I'm coming. And I'll be there too.


Me and my friends always have ridiculous pun battles that break out spontaniously.

Setting: We are driving down the road, a train horn blows. The driver looks back, distracted.

Me: Stay on track!
Kim: But that makes me horny...
Me: Focus or I'll kick your caboose.
Kim: Well, whatever makes my car-go.
Me, in desperation, picks up an action figure: Diesel kick your ass!

Setting: We hear a bolt of lightning outside.

Kim: That gave me a shock.
Me: Your jokes are revolting.
Kim: And your replies are thunderous.
Me: Ohm my God....
Kim: You need to amp up your jokes.
Me: "Current"ly, I have none.
Kim: Resistance is futile!


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I live for puns.
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#25
I heard this one at school the other day.

Why did the orange go see the doctor?

He wasn't peeling so well


...at the time it was hilarious...
#26
Haha this reminds e of when I was going to the car with my friend to get his ipod at like 3 in the morning

conversation

Friend: "Dude, I hope I don't get raped by some scary black guy in hiding"
Me: "Dude, if anyone were to rape you, it would be me."
*Friend looks at me funny*
Me: "Don't worry, I got your back."
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One time while outside, a buddy and I were sitting on some benches when we noticed a guy running through a building's garden to get to the door - a.k.a. he cut the corner to get to the door more quickly. My friend said "He must be important, since he had to run through the garden."

I say: "Yeah, corners are for squares."

I thought it was the best pun I had ever come up with.
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What do you call a nerd who studies the captain of NCC-1701D in order to impress girls, but the girls just think he's an even bigger nerd for doing so?

Hoisted by his own Picard.

This (original) joke is the highlight of my entire life.
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did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
did you know that pun is?
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Quote by SlinkyBlue
I have an interesting pun I like to use when people don't expect it..

Example 1
Me: John, get over here!
John: Alright, I'm coming!
Me: ... and you're on your way too, right?

Example 2
Anne: Hey, there's a party at my house tonight, will you be there?
Me: Yeah, I'm coming. And I'll be there too.

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That isn't funny.
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you ignore everything, and put the last word the person said in front of the word five.

Five-five!
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Friend: I bought a new tuba.
Me: A tuba what?

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#37
heres a few math related ones my high school calculus teacher taught me

what did the acorn say when he grew up?
- gee im a tree (it is supposed to be pronounced geometry)

Newscaster: A terrorist has just been captured. He was supposedly a member of the group Al Gebra. There is proof that he used Weapons of Math Instruction.
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People like you are the reason people like me have to take medication!!! lol
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Friend: Ugh, i'm having massive moodswings tonight.
Me: Ah okay, guys don't generally get moodswings, if we're really angry or feel like sh*t, we usually wank, that solves most problems anyway.
Friend: Ah.. that's handy
Me: i c wut you did thar
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