#1
Ok, this is the sequel to the thread I made yesterday about aliens. If aliens were to visit our planet and view us, what would they think. Assume that they are relatively benign and at least as intelligent as us. (Obviously smarter if they built a spaceship to reach our planet.)

Thoughts on what we would be viewed as?
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#2
"What's the little squishy thing in between his two lower limbs...?"


Something like that anyways.
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#3
Any intelligent life capable of reaching us possesses many magnitudes of intelligence above ours. They would view us as primitive creatures, just as we view the Australopithecines as a primitive creatures.
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#5
I don't like the feeling of being watched.

I'd imagine them to have very advanced viewing methods, some that we may not be able to comprehend. Of course, they'd view us as a more primitive species, compared to their own.
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"What's the little squishy thing in between his two lower limbs...?"


Something like that anyways.



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#7
a cancer on a perfectly good planet?

i doubt they would have any compunction about just getting rid of us. thats not to say im guessing its gonna be like war of the worlds, i just think theyd look at us like animals.
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#8
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

that's what they think of us

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#9
the aliens would take one look at us, a look at their comrades and telepathically say "Attack!"
By this moment, we'd all hope that the UG Missile Silo had actually worked, and we release the missle on them. but knowing aliens, they'll have defense against these primitive missles, and therefore all the metalheads of UG must unite to strike down the aliens with our obsession of gain filled riffs.

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#10
I can see aliens asking just wtf we are doing. I was thinking of this when I was snowboarding last week. Like if aliens just saw people going down the mountain, then riding a chair back up to go down, they probably would think we were retarded and basically like a hampster on a wheel to them.
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"What's the little squishy thing in between his two lower limbs...?"


Something like that anyways.

Or very little in your case

I think that they will try and make peace, but we'll go to war with them anyway
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that's what they think of us

ecookie to whoever can get the reference


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that's what they think of us

ecookie to whoever can get the reference


Matrix perhaps?
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#15
This is what they would think:

"Woah, look there's aliens on that planet, this is crazy"

Which is what I would think in that position.
#16
They probably cancel our show.
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#17
They'd probably sent someone that looks like Jesus and with the same powers and knowledge and then they'd die by getting the cold
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