#1
so liek what is it guys? i mean i know it makes us smell all nice and stuff. but what is soap really? how do you define soap? like what if soap is just some kind of optical allusion. i don't know guys. i think i'am gonna write a letter to the president so he can help me out here.
#3


so who likes soap operas?
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#4
...I HAVE NO ****IN' IDEA
FAN OF EMPEROR ?

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#6
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so who likes soap operas?



woah...bars of soap now perform in beautifully written epics?
#7
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so liek what is it guys? i mean i know it makes us smell all nice and stuff. but what is soap really? how do you define soap? like what if soap is just some kind of optical allusion. i don't know guys. i think i'am gonna write a letter to the president so he can help me out here.

The all-important answer.
#8
hah, yeah, it's a lump made out of animal fat, with smell stuff in it. kinda funny, tell that to a vegan, they will never wash their hands again ^^
#9
IF you truly want to know go and watch the movie Fight Club, Tyler Durden will answer all your questions about soap, and it's many ways to use it.
FAN OF EMPEROR ?

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#10
Somewhere on UG a man seeks answers to the mysteries of guitar.

Here we unravel the mystery of "what is soap."

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#12
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woah...bars of soap now perform in beautifully written epics?


there practically superheros nowadays.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#13
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IF you truly want to know go and watch the movie Fight Club, Tyler Durden will answer all your questions about soap, and it's many ways to use it.


yeeap,
with enough soap you can blow up just about anything.
#14
Have you ever heard of wikipedia you ****in moron?
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#15
ok so i can blow things up with soap. but what else can i do with the majestic entity that is soap?
#17
rape people who drop it

p.s. This thread isn't funny or clever/
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#18
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rape people who drop it

p.s. This thread isn't funny or clever/


yeah but i'd have to go to jail for that i mean people aren't gonna drop soap all willy nilly.

p.s. dogs love boobs.
#19
They'd have to, they have like 8 nipples each.
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#20
Soap is Sodium Hydroxide (Drano, Oven Cleaner etc.), Mixed with animal fat.

& I didn't even use wikipedia

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